Is this the Alien Trump thinks is eating dogs and cats?

I think we can agree Biden lost the performance side of the debate, but he didn’t lose the debate. He’s answered the questions while the lying poo throwing orange monkey made a mess.

We are definitely living in the time of idiocracy.

Looks like the kraken cracked.

Is Tucker Carlson going to replace Don Lemon on CNN? Swinging Hard right?

What does it mean that Aaron Rodgers has emerged from his darkness retreat? Are we going to have six more weeks of winter or is winter over?

Hey Republicans, here's an idea, stop lecturing us on values. Putting forward candidates like George bullshit artist Santos Devolder- you're effectively only interested in the value of power. True leaders value honesty and truth to power. Your value system is broken, do better!

This guy nails it.

So does the apology tour for Will Smith include a stop on the Joe Rogan show? Seems like the perfect place to discuss the slap, Will Smiths technique(lack there of) and @chrisrock iron chin.

We were at the show and this happened inches for us. @fortunefunny is correct, these are scary times and nobody should celebrate this kind of behavior. Because will smith is a celebrity is no excuse. The drunk lady at the show is also inexcusable.

Oscar for the best actor goes to will smith for that speech. Never apologized to @chrisrock for the assault, just to the room for getting caught being a jerk and the academy. Pretending to stay in character is no excuse. Jokes on you Will @theoscars22live #AcademyAward #assault

I’ve been on twitter for 13 years, and I’ve got 235 followers. You could say I’m crushing this twitter thing. How low can i go? followers#MyTwitterAnniversaryive

Great episode with amazing food and excellent family traditions of inviting the whole neighborhood to the pig roast. Check it out.

Really proud of this show. This is who we are a people and as a country. Sharing a meal fills up more than our belly’s, it also fill our hearts. Each family welcomed us with open arms and treated our crew like members of their family. Enjoy the show.

So cool that magnolia network is launching a linear platform today. Check out the rebrand of DIY into magnolia where our show Family Dinner with @andrewzimmern will make you feel like family.

The day after Eddie Gran is rehired by @UKAthletics the offense immediately stalls. @UKSportsNetwork @DrewFranklinKSR what say you. Coincidence?

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George Floyd shouldn't have had to die to make necessary changes in this world. Chauvin was guilty as a motherfucker but again he is only part of the problem. Let's keep up the pressure to stop with the racism and fight for police reform.