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i just watched rancid for the first time ever and hudson williams what the fuck is actually wrong with you
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Shane would light some of you on fire to keep Ilya warm. Ilya would unplug your life support to charge Shane’s phone. Ilya is not an abusive asshole like his dad, & Shane isn’t a delicate flower who needs saving. These are grown men who enjoy chirping & checking as foreplay.
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shane canonically being a squirmer when he gets head is the best thing to ever happen
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the parallel between Ilya’s coach asking him at 17 if whatever has him distracted is more important than hockey, as he looks up at Shane in the stands, and Shane asking him 13 years later if Ilya would choose him over hockey
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i think the the man who was titled the hottest nhl player by cosmopolitan should look exactly like this




























