hpf_blacksmith 🇺🇸

X is lame as shit. Promises made, promises broken. Let's stop pretending otherwise. Click my referral link to Pickax to make an account because it'll help me out a bunch. And let's migrate to where the free speech grass is much MUCH greener, ya'll pickax.com/?referralCode=zdx…

This'll be my last post on X. I can't express how much of a backstabbing piece of trash this app has been to free speech. Find me on Pickax (pickax.com/halfpineforge), where they don't hand pick who gets to be seen. Referral link for new accounts below. pickax.com/?referralCode=zdx…

X: "hey, we know you left because we throttled your account to hell and it's pretty much useless, but we're gonnahave to go ahead and throttle you some more because you've continued to be disobedient." Eat a dick, X. This platform is dogshit 🤣

Damn... must be nice having sleep mask ears :P

Every damn time lmao. My ADD knows no bounds

The dadness of this one is... *chefs kiss* magnificent!

I don't think she thought this one through all the way lmao

Chicks'll see this and be like "hell yeah!"

Me: *swats at mosquito* Every single bug with wings in a 5 mile radius: "oh look, he's waving us over. Let's see what he wants"

and the left says we're the ones in a cult. These mfers are making a shrine out of obama's dirty dishes 🤣🤣

Drillbert wants to prove how hard he is. Onto the harness tester you go, mister

If you over pronounce the "plate" in "templates" and don't just say it like "tem-plits", I hope you stub your toe every day for months.

I had to see it... now, you have to see it

I wish the ethical ways of building a business up from scratch were as effective as the sleazy tricks I keep seeing. All the shit that annoyed me for decades as a consumer, I'm trying to avoid doing as a business

Not gonna lie... it's kinda nice having a business account now, so I don't have to pay for everything out of my personal bank account lol. Pretty soon, my shop will be able to sustain itself entirely

Alright, you dirty dopers, you... everybody grab a cup. Let's see if you been injecting any Marijuana tokes

Damn... the internet is a lil EXTRA sensitive today. I'm making everybody cry. Must be the stars or something. The mitsubishi is in full gatorade or whatever

I'm mildly embarrassed at the 2 or 3 seconds it took for me to figure this out lmfao

Silly Drillbert thinks he's a real drill 🤭