@Howie

Nerd ~ Writer ~ Cat Lover ~ Wendy's Stan ~ ITGuy #TCMParty #Svengoolie #AEW #DnD #WeAreTexans #MasterChef #Hallmarkies #StarWars #AllStarTrek #WritingCommunity

 Blue, Texas
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Joined March 2007
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My first job was at a Long John Silvers AND I EAT THERE ONCE A WEEK! STOP TRASHING LONG JOHN SILVERS YOU FANCYPANTS RICH PEOPLE WITH YOUR APPLEBEES MONEY!
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KeithRaad: RT @metsradio880: Francisco Alvarez with a clutch double to drive home Lindor and the @Mets have regained the lead! #LGM @MetsBooth @Howie…
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Brennan.@FACEDevlinApr 30
Like I've had to explain to a bunch of 20 somethings what even a 'efed resource site' is because most of them don't even see efedding the way someone ten years ago did.
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Stephen King
@StephenKingMar 20
My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
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Opera GX
@operagxofficialMar 12
Fuck you
TMZ
@TMZMar 9
😬 Timothée Chalamet dissed Opera & Ballet in a resurfaced video from 2019. Watch: tmz.me/2jzKVkJ
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Thank you John Cena for teaching me to give up ❤️‍🩹
WWE
@WWE14 Dec 2025
It's over. Gunther taps out John Cena.
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Football Refs in every #NFL game.
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Replying to @south776 @doug
pound sand @howie
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collin
@freecollin25 Jan 2022
Bring the pride of marple newtown home @howie
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet25 Jan 2022
Sources: Sean Payton has informed the #Saints that he’s stepping away.
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Replying to @Howie
@howie sign/trade for a legitimate weapon opposite #6 Robinson, Ridley, Williams, Juju Make it happen. Him and Dallas need help
Brenden Deeg
@BrendenDeeg_16 Jan 2022
DeVonta Smith is clearly the best player on the team.
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Replying to @lordjaimeson
no no that’s @howie
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Nick@tanmamba24_22 Jan 2022
Replying to @Howie
@howie how the hell u pass on this
Coach Dan Casey
@CoachDanCasey21 Jan 2022
What are we calling this Route from Justin Jefferson?
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cfish@Cfisher1516 Jan 2022
Dude can’t catch, or catch punts…. That’s on @howie 🤬
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Honestly, I apologize for a lot of things I said @howie
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It's bizarre that Artie Lange is the one still alive from Dirty Work and Norm and Bob are gone. Here's my favorite joke from Bob. #RIPBobSaget
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Same
🐸🐸 ᴛᴏᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ 🐸🐸@TOADll7 Jan 2022
Me wanting Mario Kart 9 but my paycheck says I can get Mario Kart 1.
Me wanting Mario Kart 9 but my paycheck says I can get Mario Kart 1.
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When you see Big T trending this is why.
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KingLaz@KingLaz26720 Oct 2021
Love is love @howie
Howie@whal51O11 Oct 2021
Today is #NationalComingOutDay! I came out August 18, 2008. My dad found an email someone sent. After avoiding him all day, we talked that night. He cried when I confirmed I was gay & said, “You’re my son, I love you regardless”. Here he is 10 years later:
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nicky@NickCabr6 Nov 2021
Pick Sam Howell @Eagles @Howie
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