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im just here so I don’t get fined

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Spoken like a man who’s never bet on a team after their mascot died
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Beautiful. No notes.
Chicago Bulls
@chicagobullsOct 19
Always representing the best city in the world. @MotorolaUS | #SeeRed
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Sorry to all my White Sox fans out there, but now we can all come together for one goal. To beat the Packers.
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Long live the coach
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 9
ESPN’s tribute to the one and only Mike Ditka:
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Dan was so bad as a quarterback in the league he’s just now learning mesh concept. Truly remarkable
Dan Orlovsky
@danorlovsky7Sep 29
Copy Cat League
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How much did Madonna pay to when all these #VMAs
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Get Matt Shaw the fuuuuuuck out of here. Bum
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CUBS
🤖 Made with AI
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That ball almost took marlins man out!
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MVPCA!
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Hopefully this ends @Chicago_NFL “insider” schtick. Guy is a dork
Max Markham
@MaxMarkhamNFLAug 17
Big Cat talked to the legend who exposed Ben Devine (@Chicago_NFL) • Ben lied about talking on the phone. • The selfie he sent was the first image when you search “Dan Katz selfie” • If Ben googled his number it would’ve been clear it’s not Dan.
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Chicago Blackhawks
@NHLBlackhawksJul 23
two more years of S H O W T I M E 🍿
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Leave it to the dago from the heights to get a Vegas team going
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
@LasVegasLocallyJul 8
A new group is pursuing an NBA team in Las Vegas: the "Las Vegas Jacks," led by Hall of Famer Jerry Colangelo and former NBA coach Vinny Del Negro. They claim $8 billion in total capital and promise to "build the most impressive state of the art basketball arena in the world."
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Happy 4th of July everyone
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Watch Any Game You Want At Victory & Vice Sports Bar, Coming To The West Loop blockclubchicago.org/2026/06…

Watch Any Game You Want At Victory & Vice Sports Bar, Coming To The West Loop

The upscale bar from Machine Hospitality aims to open in late August with screens customers can request to stream specific games, plus tableside martinis and tavern-style pizza.

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My knicks friends need to get immediately
Danhausen
@DanhausenADJun 5
Official Brunsonhausen @nyknicks @WWE shirt available now @WWEShop Danhausen x @jalenbrunson1 🏀🦷👹🗽🫢👉 shop.wwe.com/en/mens-danhaus…
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OH MY LANTA
Chicago Cubs
@CubsApr 25
no worries, nico's got it.
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Detroit when they lost Ben Johnson: – at Schererville, IN
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Ended up with a regular @LucyNicotine pouch in my tin of breakers. Where’s my breaker?!
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Sad to see DJ go, but happy he’s going to a contender across conferences.
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterMar 5
ESPN sources: the Chicago Bears are working to finalize a trade that would send WR D.J. Moore to the Buffalo Bills. Compensation still is being discussed, and the trade cannot be processed until the new league year begins, but both sides are pushing to make it happen.
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Diddy Kong Racing is better than Mario Kart and I’ll die on this hill
eStarland
@eStarlandFeb 24
What was the Nintendo 64's best year? 📆
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