Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2008
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flight attendant has dandruff and it's snowing in Florida. Nice coincidence.
it's like there was some sort of a strip mall sweepstakes to become Brown's QB for a season. 2nd place was a Starbucks coffee mug.
@TacoBellTruck Knock knock knock. Who's there? / It's Taco Bell, open up! / It's burrito time! #TacoBellHaiku
An uninterrupted one mile stretch of road does not exist in LA and I'm not running on the freeway.
Eating at a much too romantic restaurant with my boss.
My ford focus rental is as big of a scam as the hd radio it comes with
Go to work, little non-FDA approved magic pill from Australia, go to work!
Palm Pre commercial is my vote for the scariest film of the summer.
Vegas stole my voice.. Don't really care to get it back
Near death experience on the way to SD. Church for sure tomorrow.
Okay fellow traffic haters, let's make a pact to not leave work at the same time. No deal? Fine but don't say I didn't try.
bake a cookie and arrange the chocolate chips to spell out poop OR push somebody down a flight of stairs. either way, somebody's eating shit
Is at the tourist trap that locals can't avoid: Times Square
My first accident in a cab... Welcome to Chicago.
Survived all-star weekend
while walking back from the gym... saw some random guy punch himself 5 times in the face (really hard) for no obvious reason.
valet parking at IHOP... only in LA.
team builder guy seemed miserable at his job today