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I love how milk is so alive it’s almost schizophrenic. Put some cultures in and it yogurtfies. Add some acid, you’ve got cheese. Hundred of types of cheese based on just waiting times. Insane. Cook it and it caramelizes into thick nectar. Steam it and a cappuccino is born. Ice cream. Sweetened condensed. Goat milk. Sour cream. Heavy cream. Raw. Buttermilk. Powdered milk. Milk chocolate. We love milk so much we speak about percentages of it, like gold carats. Milk is foundational. Biblical. Something maternal and natural and feminine about it. Milk is alive
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I have a sincere question. Why do men like this assign high value to the guy on the left but not the right? Is the idea that the left guy makes her wild and feral but the right guy doesn’t and bores her? Why is that conclusion jumped to? I am privy to quite a lot about male celebs and I know that 80% are closeted gay and that photos and relationships with women are produced and curated. And highly performative men like Dan are, behind closed doors, usually entirely opposite their public image. But regardless, how do you know that Dan behind the scenes wasn’t a childish weirdo that made her internally roll her eyes? That in fact HE was boring. And that perhaps the guy she married makes her feel fireworks and she’s never been more in love? What is the preoccupation with being a voyeur and crowning other men ā€œalpha?ā€ It’s almost as if these posters are fantasizing about other guys’ sexual prowess
The "guys she would hookup with" The Guy she marries
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I hate being a part of rage bait blackpill slop and that’s what this seems to have attracted. I do understand the male insecurity that the original post triggers. I don’t believe men should tolerate marrying prostitute-adjacent women, or not being desired by their wife. I actually think most men don’t have high enough standards. I was pointing out that the immediate reflex to imagine the sexual prowess/status of a guy a woman was involved with and imagine the husband (who is being held onto tightly/leaned into with his daughter in his arms) as a weak impotent dork is poor spiritual hygiene. It’s a cucked mindset. This does not dispute that perhaps she is whore and settled down with a guy she doesn’t find appealing. Fair. But no one knows that, no one knows anything about what is behind the scenes. It’s incredibly ill of the mind to orbit around this kind of garbage. To grow angry over what I see now as men labeling the husband as cucked and then identifying themselves in him. Why do you guys want to label and then identify with the perceived cuck? I wish that men take pride in their own potency and imagine themselves as champions
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Carbs are the fertility drug. Restriction of them will cause loss of a menstrual cycle in women, but in men it’s far less obvious. If you’re very hormonally astute you can see the lack of virility in carbless men. Proteinmaxxers don’t look right. They’re stressed
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It used to be that all the narcissists in the world had to go through a very gatekept process to be famous: Hollywood. Now we have social media and podcasts and influencing and viral stunts. Very accessible to the narcissists. And no more Harvey Weinstein to put himself between our eyeballs and them. So now we’re flooded with all kinds of cretins getting their attention fix
>doesnt breastfeed >doesnt cosleep >wakes up the husband who should be sleeping for work >a bunch of cameras and lights to make a video whining about how hard life is >probably not even a SAHM The world will be a better place when retards who make their lives unnecessarily difficult and performative like this stop reproducing
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Modern women’s greatest sin is not allowing men to be a little bit weak. We’re supposed to be a refuge for them. But not allowing an inch of fatigue is due to our chronic stress. We’re wired. On edge. Every small moment of male weakness is met with scathing hate. A girl doesn’t trust her instincts and understand her own power to heal him. There has to be tenderness for the moments of softness of a man. Yes, he cannot stay in that position for too long, but in allowing him to rest and recover and be soft, you’ll empower him. Women stopped believing in men
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California is katechontic. We must not let her fall
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Who wants to come over and for cookies and espresso
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What insane economic mechanics were involved to produce these types of people. Wretched souls of unholy unions. The children, the fruits of these unions, are rotten and broken. More misery added to the ledger. All the way down
This makes me so sad In the video a girl is discussing how her mom tells her she regrets having her… and the comments are all full of similar stories
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Sometimes all a man has to do is establish a standard. ā€œNothing less than this.ā€ And then tyrannically not tolerate a single thing below that threshold. Instantly makes him powerful, attractive in female eyes
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There is no way to understand ā€œconsentā€ behind closed doors. Once you go into a man’s home, the government is shut out. There is no referee calling fouls. Women are harming themselves by failing to understand you are at a man’s total mercy. Even at the mercy of his ineptitude at reading your drunk signals if he himself is drunk. This can be easily remedied by not being incapacitated around men you don’t know, and not engaging in intimacy with men you don’t fully trust and understand. Waking up foggy the next day and having regrets/feeling bad is personal issue. It is completely infeasible and should be legally impossible to wrangle the law into it afterwards
I honestly don't think this will stop until it starts happening to men on a consistent basis which is horrific to say but so is this šŸ‘‡
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The thing about bigger women is that they will nonstop decry ā€œstarvationā€ and ā€œorgan failureā€ because they have to personally cling to the belief that a 24 inch waist can only be achieved via illness and death. It’s the same mentality of leftists and communists. The successful and wealthy are ā€œoppressorsā€ and ā€œsociopathsā€ because understanding them as superior would shed light on one’s own deficiencies
Every muscle in the attached vid is atrophied my dear. If you can see someone's ribs on their chest, clearly outlined, that person is close to organ failure from starvation.
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Men aren’t really intimidated by beautiful women. They are simply terrified of confirming their own insufficiencies and low status. Beautiful women have the power of inadvertently making obvious a man’s deficiencies
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I just saw that a Reese’s family member wrote a scathing letter about the direction of the company deriding the quality of their products. He said they’re replacing chocolate with oils and peanuts with pb-style creams. I see this as the same issue. The displacement of everything beautiful with ugly fakes. The overall abandonment of quality in every nook and cranny. VC/Harvard/Silicon Valley environments have been saturated with soulless gnomes and their buglike cultures. This ship is helmed by masturbators
I also had to wonder if Victoria’s Secret was going broke. I just don’t know how you go from Gisele Bündchen to Kylie Jenner. It feels like a headline out of the onion. Like some meta-commentary on the deranged demands of late stage capitalism (which is also what I assume is literally happening rn)
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Exquisite. Perfection
i HATE how an engineer invented the correct way to write recipes like 20 years ago and nobody else ever used it
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ā€œWe got our steps in today!ā€ Why does everyone need a quota for motion! When you say stuff like that you name walking as a chore you are a slave to. Isn’t strolling for 2 hours a gorgeous journey or no it was just so your whoop could congratulate you
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Could this just be, as everything is, a difference between the upper/middle class and the bottom quintile? I used to believe that rape was a severe threat to me. As I grew older I realized rape is almost exclusively a feature of non-Western cultures. Incest, molestation, domestic violence etc. Sky high rates in poorer and minority communities. Maybe this ā€œexhaustionā€ is just those women (who now populate college campuses and social media) upset at their own situation and lashing out
The women of Threads are exhausted from their daily exposure to male violence
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Camille Paglia: ā€œLove is a crowded theater, for as Harold Bloom remarks, ā€˜We can never embrace (sexually or otherwise) a single person, but embrace the whole of her or his family romance.ā€™ā€ I have always felt a powerful sensation when hearing a man’s surname. My body has an involuntary reaction of repulsion or magnetism. I have yet to overcome this. Nor do I want to
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ā€œBottom quintileā€ Are you guys sure it’s a quintile?? I think we’re at 40% by now
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What’s funny is that I’ve almost never gotten hit on at the gym. I will get approached somewhat frequently everywhere else, but never at the gym. I finally realized that it’s because of this tiktok hysteria harassing men for even daring to look at a girl in leggings. Guys are really really nervous and careful in the gym. They keep their eyes straight ahead. Very sad. It’s such a great place to meet a healthy fit person
The gym is the last place in America where hot people can meet each other and they're coming for that too. Devastating. Hold the line.
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Men grew tall to be closer to heaven
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