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Possibly the greatest hockey club that ever played. Best jerseys this side of the Mississippi

Edmonton
Joined October 2021
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Big game from The Bird as she takes home the new player of the game honors for @hotgarbagehc in a 5-1 win over the Paladins.
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And with the series now tied at 1-1 a rivalry is born! Although we're not sure if we did play the @DonkeyEdmonton last night or if a group of guys in the parking lot grabbed jerseys from the lost and found and suited up 🤷‍♂️ Sadly we were only 9 penalties away from nachos :(
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WE ARE 1 DAY AWAY from our first rematch of the summer against the @CCRHL's league leader in PIM the @DonkeyEdmonton! Special teams will be looking to make an impact this game even though we would certainly not be considered Oilers-esque or special #nachoswereneveranoption
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What do you get when 16 children still wearing diapers plays against 8 old men getting back into diapers? A win for @Huggies and an 8-2 stinker for the @hotgarbagehc Welcome to the league @SWKingsCCRHL. We will drink our ensures and recover for the next game #HotGarbageSummer
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Death, taxes, and a slick W on the season opener. The only things guaranteed in life for the @hotgarbagehc as the boys drain the swamp against the @DonkeyEdmonton 7-5 last night in what will certainly be an entertaining matchup all summer long! #HotGarbageSummer IS BACK!
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Last night's 3 stars brought to you by the feeling of new socks fresh out of the dryer ⭐⭐⭐ #4 Chris Perkins 1G 2A ⭐⭐ #22 Dylan Fedyk 1G 2A ⭐ #29 Jake Larcher 4G Honorable mention: #94 Tyler Hollman for taking multiple objects to the face and staying in it!
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Wishing a speedy recovery to the injured @KDustersHC player tonight. Please reach out if there’s anything we can do.
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when @CCRHL Winter season starts in Summer
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Summer warmups are over. @hotgarbagehc officially enters Div 10 #HotGarbageSummer
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I'm not saying we we're pressured by the @CCRHL last night to finally take an L, but I'm also not not saying we we're pressured by the @CCRHL last night to take an L... 9W 2L on the season, the boys will shake it off, stay tuned! #HotGarbageSummer
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@hotgarbagehc vs Beef Babies last night 12 - 2 Who's next! #HotGarbageSummer
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In a game more confusing than a millenial picking the right bathroom the @hotgarbagehc skate away with a 5-4 shootout thriller against the @GloriousCCRHL And what may be a @CCRHL first, @DobranskyZach put our first point on the board with a sick redirect off the pork sword. Ouch!
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Alpine Ice. @NoNameCCRHL. SweetSauce. 8-3 W. 11-9 W. 7-1 W. @hotgarbagehc is rolling through this division like a small fringe minority convoy in a capital city. 7 wins on the season with only a no-show forfeit loss blemish in the L column. #HotGarbageSummer continues!
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The @CCRHL realized it was a bad idea to keep the lions in the same cage as the monkeys when they finally decided to bump up the @hotgarbagehc from Div 12 to Div 11 this week. Last nights last game in Div 12 proved that with an easy 10-3 W over @TheBulletBills #hotgarbagesummer
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(1/4) Apologies to all for our absence. After a tough second round exit of the @CCRHL winter 2021/2022 playoffs Hot Garbage GM @tai_chi67 had been working like a mad scientist finding new talent to fill in the roster gap and form a new club ready to take on the Summer 2022 season
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(3/4) Pylons proving to everyone they hate the @EdmontonOilers by actually showing up when there's an Oilers NHL playoff game. @hotgarbagehc took a classy forfeit to cheer on the boys May 12. The5thliners had more than enough guys on the bench, but not enough hockey players as
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(4/4) they fell 5-7 to a less than 2 full lines @hotgarbagehc May 17. The trash might get taken out every week, but this Garbage will be on your Twitter feed all summer long baby! Welcome to the new #HotGarbageSummer!
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Big W for the boys as they down the storm troopers with a thrilling come from behind 6-2 deficit after two periods to win 7-6 ⭐️⭐️⭐️Curtis the Tendy (15 odd man rushes ) ⭐️⭐️D Fedyk-around the net all game, peppering the other team w shots ⭐️-M Siroski- ccrhl goal of the year
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a 1- 0 sunday afternoon snoozer loss to the Direwolves. No Stars for this game cause we all sucked.
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