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Horsuland
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I built a robot.
It works for me every day.
Haven’t worked in weeks
Just turned it on, never touched it again.
No face.
Just two dots.
Doesn't eat.
Doesn't sleep.
Doesn't ask for raises.
Doesn't call in sick on Mondays
They laugh.
They think I'm joking.
I'm not.
The robot does the work.
I just own the robot.
One robot. One suit.
One tie.
5 million businesses on Google Maps still waiting for that email.
The robot doesn't know it's a robot.
It just keeps working.









