It was like a delayed reaction.

This guy...on his best day...isn't within a 1000 miles of presidential character.

"People come up to me with tears in their eyes. Big strong men, with tears in their eyes. Can you believe it? They say, Sir, they always call me Sir, how do you talk about nine unrelated thoughts at the same time? It's incredible. I call it the weave. All my English professor friends, you know, from all the time I spend around academics, they tell me it's amazing. They even have a special word for it. Drivel. I didn't know that, but it sounds like something smart people do. Did you know that? The fake news media won't tell you about it..."

It’s such a weird fucking cult.

FULL MELTDOWN: JD Vance, the weirdo, just exploded at his rally, saying Kamala Harris "can go to hell." Where do you think JD Vance should go?

What do you call this?

That’s a hard one. 🤔

Why was the sledgehammer in the living room?

100% spot on.

If John F. Kennedy was alive today, he would be endorsing and voting for Donald J. Trump

Just wrapped up watching @BillClinton’s speech at the DNC. Shockingly, after all these years, he’s still full of crap…

I guess Trump was the highest bidder.

Junior claims that Democrats are going to steal the election with migrants voting illegally.

Caption this.

What MAGA does is not normal. The control they want over women's bodies is not normal. Bro-ing out with Putin is not normal. Coups are not normal.

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