straight to the point

Joined August 2018
Whats the ruling on making reservation for 3 and only showing up as 2?
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I miss when you could form a unique opinion
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I delete Instagram during the week (which has been great) but almost commented on a post from “Complex” like I would on here…
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I’m way too deep. Becoming who I used to be. Just spent $700 on running gear and walked out with a big smile on my face. Why am I such a fucking dopamine addict
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God brought Marcus Millione onto this earth to bankrupt me specifically
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Always gonna be the feet separating a cute girl from a bad bitch!
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Yeah I smoke weed what about it
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Used to be treated like a king by the young women at my local dispensary until I foolishly brought 2 different girls in 4 days apart. They won’t even look at me.
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I must have a kid I don’t know about given that when the lady at dispo yesterday asked to see my ID, my response was “only if you give it back”
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Fahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Few pleasures as simple as stairmogging elevatorcels
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If you saw me throwing up on the west side highway this morning no you didn’t
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People who choose to run marathons are always functional alcoholics and have done something in the recent past that haunts them every night as they try to fall asleep.
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flyguy retweeted
Type of situation you find yourself in at 6am on the LES when your boy finally visits NYC
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Which one of you fuckers was wearing the hoodie vest at splounge last night? Just want to shake your hand
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DoorDash had to know what they were doing with the Lane Kiffin “got the bag” commercial
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#shrink these spiritually SF people tainting my line of sight in New York
Imagine running agents on your boy’s hotspot at the Beford L grind sesh
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“Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” is so funny b/c it’s so stupid but like…. Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.
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I want to go on a surf trip and be cheap and do fucking yoga from 9/12-9/18 before my new job. Where should I do?
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