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If you’ve had a shit 2025, please don’t get your hopes up that 2026 will be any better, it fuckin won’t, just bat on and try your best to stay alive
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Might apply
If you haven’t heard I’m moving outside NYC and producing my first online series called SoIMetAPornStar.com Subscribe to my email list for casting announcements.
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Apparently, if you’re driving at over 20mph and shout
“SOUFFLÉ”
Out of the window at a passing person and wave, they will wave back because it sounds like any name
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Just fucking leave us in peace to enjoy something
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In my defence it was only 9 times
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I’m pretty sure me mates going to nail a 65 year old here and I’m going to get lashed onto the landing
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Weird. I’ve not left me room for hours
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