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Joined June 2024
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If you’ve had a shit 2025, please don’t get your hopes up that 2026 will be any better, it fuckin won’t, just bat on and try your best to stay alive
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Might apply
If you haven’t heard I’m moving outside NYC and producing my first online series called SoIMetAPornStar.com Subscribe to my email list for casting announcements.
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What a terrible start to the day
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Apparently, if you’re driving at over 20mph and shout “SOUFFLÉ” Out of the window at a passing person and wave, they will wave back because it sounds like any name
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She’s hardly fucking ugly though is she
Makeup should be illegal:
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Fucking gang of grassing cunts
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Anyway, screw the fucking lot of you
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It’s Wednesday dickhead
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Just fucking leave us in peace to enjoy something
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Please respond with your definition of mature, I’m currently drunk drinking bubble bath soap whilst stapling my hand to a box…BUT I’m wearing safety goggles
Hi. I'm a 32 y. old teacher living alone after my separation. Looking for mature men over 30 only, if you're younger, please don't dm.
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In my defence it was only 9 times
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I’m pretty sure me mates going to nail a 65 year old here and I’m going to get lashed onto the landing
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I want 75/25
Looking for a guy to collab on videos — we’ll split profits fifty/50. If it doesn't rack up many views or subscribers, at least we’ll have a good time making them 😂☺️ England
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I genuinely have no idea why Irene constantly rejects me
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Howay the fuckin lads
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Any numbers Newcastle? Or does anyone want a fight?
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I’ve peaked far too early here
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We move…..to Newcastle apparently
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Weird. I’ve not left me room for hours
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I’m sick and tired of spending my money going all round the country watching these shitbags
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