@hooker22017

Professional weekender/beer enthusiast/Charlie Sheen want to be/pillar of the community

Joined January 2025
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I hope these two girls next to me start making out. (Tryna bang one of them)
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I think this one might be personal #local
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God my second major is filled with weirdos
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This> sex
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Tj Hooker retweeted
chowdaheadz@chowdaheadz
Sep 5
It's jimmies. Sprinkles are for tourists.
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Nothing quiet like sitting at a table w ur three male roomates w briads at the bar all over band they don’t want to be social. #solomission #practytmr #klobbered #tedklubberlang
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POV: guy she tells you not to worry abt
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Roomate “I was suppose to meet her pet fish tdy but I’d rather watch this” (Umass vs Rutgers w his two shirtless male roomates)
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Boy oh boy is the kid back went to the college bar got absolutely clobbered talk to a girl all night second time getting hammered on the day. #WeAreBack.
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Will be causing havoc at the college bar tn
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So back
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The light has never been brighter #endoffallcamp #beer
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How I’m moving tmr after being 19 days sober. The college bar is not ready
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Tj Hooker retweeted
chowdaheadz@chowdaheadz
Aug 26
They're jimmies. Sprinkles is weather.
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Roommate (down bad) “I would suck a fat girls elbow”
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Why do girls get fat in college
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I see the light at the end of the tunnel. Beer I will be with you soon. #fallcanpsobriety
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Holding on to hydrangea season
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Nothing beats fishing the turf pellets out of your ass after practice. #fallcamp
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The more hydrangeas the better
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