RAF Veteran. Proud dad. That’s about it, really.

Joined June 2020
I stand with @RNLI and, if you don’t, just block/unfollow. I’m aware that I’m sitting, but you get the gist. One day, they’ll let me have a go in the Shannon class launch/recovery vehicle. @HoylakeRNLI One day…..
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Replying to @lee0969
@lee0969 @DGray118 I’ve inherited this. Exactly the same as what I had back in the 90s. Needs a new belt for the turntable, and the subwoofer or “centre speaker” doesn’t seem to work. Other than that, it’s all good.
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Update: it’s not a subwoofer, it’s a centre speaker, would’ve been part of a surround sound system. Remember that fad years ago when people would wire the dvd player into the stereo? This explains why I’ve got 17 miles of speaker cable, too. That’s for the rear speakers.
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Just heard the terrible news that an old friend has passed away. Blue skies, Ned. Tertius Primus Erit. @paul_tremelling @gmwaterfall
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Replying to @JJ_n4E
@JJ_n4E check this out: Lewis Collins and his 900 MHR.
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Thank you all for your overwhelming support regarding my daughter’s hat theft at @SilverstoneUK F1. I’ve never had such exposure, but it’s also showed me the dark side of social media, a tiny minority are just horrible hateful wankers. Not many, but they’re out there.
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So my daughter was at Silverstone for the F1 last weekend. Tremendous day, until the evening when they moved to the infield for the gig. Some guy in his mid/late 60s stole her Senna hat. If your dad/grandad came home with this hat, he’s a thieving cunt. I’d like to meet him….
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Some of my favourite comments:
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Thank you all for your very kind messages of support. However, for the first time, I’ve experienced the “bad” side of Twitter. Here’s an example:
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@chinnychick @scottiebateman @BigBearF1 you guys have way more exposure than me, if you could share this, I’d really appreciate it. @desoconnor2021 @niallmackenzie1
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Thanks @BigBearF1 and @desoconnor2021 we don’t want the hat back, I just want to know who nicked it, and why? He just knocked it off her head, picked it up, smiled and walked off. A grown up man, fuck sake.
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Thanks @Scottishcelts I’d really like to find the guy and give him a massive wedgie.
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So the pubs can stay open until 5am on Monday for the England Mexico game? I imagine, as the only Scottish person here, I’m going to be quite lonely at work on Monday morning. But still, look who I’ve got in the works sweepstake…..
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A Honking Jobby retweeted
Make this hot - please spread far and wide. My bike, black Orbea Laufey H-LTD (see pics) was stolen from our home in Prestatyn last night. It's pretty distinctive, so please keep an eye out on marketplace, local forums and even when you are out and about. Thanks so much. Don – at Prestatyn, Wales
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This is the coolest thing I’ve seen in ages. Imagine explaining that when you get home “the strangest thing happened to me at work today……..” 😂😂
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A Honking Jobby retweeted
Tomorrow, we are there. One last look at the journey it took to get here. #HAISCO | #FIFAWorldCup
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A Honking Jobby retweeted
This is hilarious and still very very funny #snooker 😆😆😆😆😆
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Absolutely mental that they were only in space for a week, but the Artemis II crew came worryingly close to returning to a Planet Of The Apes style post apocalyptic monkey civil war Planet Earth.
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Seems too good to go to the scrapyard. A very “brave” restoration project for someone, perhaps? @ListerLawrence @SimonCarGuy , I’ll need to know today.
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Apparently there’s a new event today at the Winter Olympics: ski mountaineering, where they run uphill on adhesive skis, thus defeating the entire purpose of skis. Who comes up with this shit? It’s like every winter sport was invented during an all day sesh in the pub. Mental.
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