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I am a duck's goose. 15 years together in our shared nest. Doggos are my preferred company. I am also Honkflap on counter social.

A smallish nest
Joined October 2021
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HALP!!! If you got an instagram link from my account in DMs DO NOT OPEN IT, it's a hack!!!
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When will it end?
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The 3 Geese of the Goosepocalypse
GOOSE BALL FORMATION
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I have an idea for @SplashDamage1's next familiar
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lady and the tramp (bat version) πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡
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Do you?!
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Wow, time flies I guess. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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My kitty, who wakes up in the morning screaming and racing about like an insurgent trying to burn down my village, morphs into a warm sweet ball that makes the most adorable peeps and trills by the afternoon. Luckily for me, it's afternoon right now.
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So many geese, but then there can never be too many goose. River Thames, Caversham
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i didn’t realize cockatiels have such a hardcore diet
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Hey retards. We’re not happy BioWare is getting shut down or being bought by Saudi Arabia or whatever. We tried, we begged, we told you guys to stop doing this shit to games and you laughed in our faces thinking you’d won because you’d taken over studios and entire industries responsible for making the things we love. So yes, we’re happy you lost. We’re happy you got fired, but we’re not happy it came at the cost of a legendary studio that was destroyed by people who didn’t build it.
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any big plans for the weekend?
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White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65
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yup yup yup
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This is the correct way to eat peas.
All I’m saying is give peas a chance
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