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Riley Andrews retweeted
TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq
Senator Cory Booker has announced that he is engaged to his girlfriend, Alexis Lewis.
ALT 1. Cory Booker lifts Alexis Lewis joyfully in his arms on a grassy lawn, both laughing and wearing flower leis. 2. Cory Booker and Alexis Lewis smile widely, holding up her hand to show off her engagement ring, both draped in colorful leis. 3. Cory Booker kneels on one knee proposing to Alexis Lewis, who looks down in surprise and delight, surrounded by lush greenery. 4. Cory Booker and Alexis Lewis laugh together, gazing at each other closely, wearing leis and standing outdoors in a garden setting.
Riley Andrews retweeted
If you know anything about dolphins (anything not fed to you by Big Dolphin PR), the sight of 1500 of those sick demons in formation isn’t filling you with a sense of ✨wonder at nature’s magic✨ Oh no you’re locking the damn DOORS
A miles-long cluster of dolphins has been filmed off the coast of California, forming an unusual "super pod" of more than 1,500 marine creatures. abc7.la/42EsPJh
I hate how much of a lightweight law school has made me. Like I was never famous for being able to handle alcohol but law school made it worse.
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I don’t know if I can work in the suburbs bc then it becomes too risky that I’ll have to learn golf for networking when really I’m more of a grab lunch guy
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Telling my coworkers about Muppet Christmas Carol and they didn’t believe me that it was good.
“No way it’s THAT good.”
Ok except it is
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Kind of a little jealous of the 1Ls who are having their first day of constitutional law today there’s so much to say
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Manifested this on my wait for a delayed train in the freezing cold this morning
BREAKING: CTA boss Dorval Carter is retiring after years of mounting pressure over struggling transit service. buff.ly/4jaHPob
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Second day at work. Spent a lot of money on office clothes just to find out it wasn’t really necessary. Now I have to spend a lot of money on clothes that are casual but not TOO casual
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I really don’t want to kick Elphaba when she’s down and this isn’t legal advice but if I became an enemy of the state and was singing a song about it to the authorities, I wouldn’t make a major part of the song telling them exactly where to look if they cared to find me.
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My regular nurse team just told me they guessed that my semester must have ended because my blood pressure was actually good
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