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Iām convinced they just replace Simon Cowell every couple of years and expect no one to notice because I refuse to believe this is all the same man photographed over the course of 15 years
no ur eyes are not deceiving u, I have indeed changed my Twitter @ and my hair really does look this good
thinking about the person who found my wallet in the club and left everything except the single pill I had stored away in a little baggie that admittedly looked suspiciously similar to a prescription xanax but was actually a diarrhoea tablet. wherever you are, Iām thinking of u.
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iād love to run for council iād be there going ālimerick city needs more public toilets, bins, and pretty bitchesā and then just let it snowball from there
my boyfriend woke me up once after I was laughing hysterically in my sleep and when he asked what was up i turned around to face him and said āwhat if Bill Clinton was short for Billary Clinton?ā and I then proceeded to burst into floods of tears laughing
































