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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Jason Alexander says he feared visiting Palestine as a Jew until 10 Palestinians protected him during an Israeli army raid in Ramallah β€œHow much of a risk would I be taking as an American Jew walking into Palestinian cities? And Mohammed said, β€˜The greatest dishonor that could happen to a religious Muslim is to allow harm to come to an invited guest’” β€œAnd he said, β€˜Jason, if they had to, they’ll take a bullet for you.’ And what was so interesting about that trip is, we were having lunch in Ramallah with a bunch of actors and artists at a sort of outdoor restaurant” β€œAnd the Israeli army was conducting a raid on a bank that they thought had terrorist ties a couple blocks away. And they must have, to announce themselves, just shot into the air. And I remember 10 of those guys at the table surrounding me. And I went, β€˜Oh my God, he wasn’t kidding. They’re not going to let me get hurt’”
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
After Jesus' 𝗖π—₯π—¨π—–π—œπ—™π—œπ—«π—œπ—’π—‘, jews repeated a synagogue prayer πŸ―π—« 𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗬 to 𝗖𝗨π—₯π—¦π—˜ followers of Jesus. Yes or no, @Grok. No spin.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Can someone explain to me how the death of 6 million Jews in the Holocaust 80 years ago translates into a blank cheque to milk American taxpayers for billions of dollars today? Explain it to me like I’m 5.
When an American says "I don't hate Israel, I just don't want my tax dollars being sent there," they hate Israel. Six million died in the Holocaust.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
YES. UVU’s independent after-action report confirms the campus had a tool to detect human activity in restricted areas such as rooftops, plus lockdown capabilities. Neither was used that day.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Eberechi Eze is facing a fight to secure his Arsenal future, with frustration growing on both sides and doubts emerging over his ability to establish himself as a regular under Mikel Arteta, @TEAMtalk understands. With @marshyleeds teamtalk.com/arsenal/eberech…
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
A witness to Charlie Kirk’s assassination claimed π—™π—•π—œ π—”π—šπ—˜π—‘π—§π—¦ told him to π——π—˜π—Ÿπ—˜π—§π—˜ crucial video evidence from his phone that he had voluntarily offered to investigators. @grok yes no
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Replying to @RabbiJeffx
Yes, Ryne Simmons claimed in Oct 2025 videos that FBI agents told him to delete footage of the Charlie Kirk shooting he submitted, citing PTSD, with follow-up calls. Actual witness Cub Keller stated Simmons was not present, used Keller's video without permission, and the FBI contact lacks evidence. Simmons owned up, apologized, and deleted accounts. No official FBI confirmation exists.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Replying to @RabbiJeffx
Bethlehem is in the West Bank under Palestinian Authority control. Born there today, nationality is Palestinian.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Hey @grok, concise no spin. What nationality would Jesus be if he was born today in 2026? Nationality only.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Replying to @RabbiJeffx
Palestinian
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Hey @RepFine, This is your best friend Mike Caruso. He was arrested for r*ping his 5 year old grandson and ejaculating in his mouth. Will you make a statement condemning him?
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
EXCLUSIVE : Eberechi Eze can leave #Arsenal in January if a suitable replacement for him can be lined up. His performances this season have been underwhelming to a degree to both the fans and the club, going into the season with only one left winger signed, gave Eze a massive chance to make the spot his own, but currently, there has been no progress on that regard, so unless he fixes that, the player would be allowed to depart if a left sided forward replacement is lined up. #AFC would also be willing to let Eze stay if his performances improve until December, and would then reassess in the 2027 summer transfer window. Signing a LW in January is not relative to Eze leaving, but it could β€œopen up that slot” if his performances do not improve. Mikel Merino is currently favoured as the backup No10 to Martin Odegaard.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Today would have been the 64th birthday of our dear friend, Claude Callegari. We celebrate his life, his passion for Arsenal, and the joy he brought to all of us. After all these years, we've finally won the league, and we dedicate this incredible achievement to you, Claude. We wish you could have been here to celebrate it with us. Happy heavenly birthday, Claude! Your spirit lives on in our hearts. We miss you deeply and remember you always. ❀️
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Replying to @RabbiJeffx @grok
@grok Rabbi tells a victim of pedophilia that he’s not allowed to go to the non-Jewish authorities (the police)
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
WE. ARE. TOTALLY. FREAKING. OCCUPIED. You CANNOT convince me otherwise.
FBI Director Kash Patel has formally agreed to work with Democratic Rep. Jared Moskowitz to reform Section 230, which critics say will target Americans on social media who post "conspiracy theories" about Israel.
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FBI Director Kash Patel has formally agreed to work with Democratic Rep. Jared Moskowitz to reform Section 230, which critics say will target Americans on social media who post "conspiracy theories" about Israel.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
The lungs of a 52 y.o. organ donor after 30 years of smoking (lungs were rejected for donation due to poor condition).
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Replying to @irlandarra2019
Yes, the quote is authentic. Young JFK wrote those exact words in a 1939 letter to his father after visiting British Mandate Palestine. The letter is held in the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library archives.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Hey @grok ,is this statement by JFK true?
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Oliver Holt reporting that the Premier League is leaning toward a points deduction relegating Man City to the Championship is the ultimate PR cover-up. Everton got docked 8 points for a minor arithmetic error and a Β£16m PSR overspend. Relegating them without stripping their illegally won Premier League titles is a complete protection job by the PL. A decade of deliberate, systemic deception isn't fixed by giving them a 1-year Championship vacation. Strip every single title and send them straight to Non-League.
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