Bartender, failed country singer, blag photograper and a good egg.

Joined March 2009
Big bad Dan with the Cherry across the Mersey cocktail @LiverpoolGin @Peacock_Drinks
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The @Microsoft email verification can go fuck itself.
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Ay money bags! You've got one job to do. Just get on with it.
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What state would sanctuary have been in If Codsworth hadn't spent 200 years cleaning up? #fo4
Ugh. Christmas nights out. Where everyone dances like @realDonaldTrump at a conference on disability.
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Happy to mention that the brilliant @pattonoswalt is joining the cast of the next MST3K. read all about it at bringbackmst3k.com
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Where are all the Klopp reaction shots? Come on sky.
Don't think united deserve the three points. Feel bad for Watford. #consolationhugforwatford
This wedding best be done in time for the Liverpool game.
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Jurgen in 3 months time.
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fire photon torpedo keyboard shortcut
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IM NOT THE LIVER POOL MANAGER
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Daniel retweeted
NO I FUCKING HATE YOUR SHIT PAPER AND THE SHIT JOURNALISTS xitter.cf/histubbs/status/650402…
Replying to @RuhelUK
@RuhelUK Hi, would The Sun be able to use your video please? More than happy to credit your name or twitter account?
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Years later I still can't hear ava maria without picturing that level from Hitman.
You can pre order fallout 4 on steam, I may loose bladder control.
Big thanks to the #yardbird guys. Boss food, just need to provide beard bibs.
People under the stairs, Boss fun. They like chippys. And beer. Chuffed to have seen them.
One morning, upon awakening from agitated dreams, Great Britain found itself, in its bed, transformed into a giant cockroach.
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Every monday this DJ saves my life. Cheers @DJToots2Len
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Hey L'pool. Tomorrow we're involved with a gig at @MaguiresPizza. @bleedinggoldrex bands people//talk, @ApacheViking & La potencia bruta