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We not supposed to be fucking I have a bitch and she have a nigga but ig that’s why the $ex so good
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This girl fainted and we tried to call her father
We found 7 dads on her phone
Big dad
Sweet Daddy
Zaddy
Little Dad
My heaven Dad
Good Dad
We called the "sweet Daddy"
That one told us he is married and we should never call his line again.long story cut short
We ended up calling her mom
Na one mama she get but plenty fathers
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“Time to show the complete project. I want the critics to look st×p!d as usual. First of all, this whole project cost over ₦250 million, and I can beat my chest to say that if it were a government project, they would have allocated ₦5 billion for it.”
— VeryDarkMan gives a full tour of the newly built school in Rivers State sponsored by Burna Boy.
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told her that day that if it was bollywood movie i for propose to her, we laughed it off, asked her out roughly 4-5 months of talking stage.
like i said earlier 8 years ago today, i found the love of my life.
14/10/2026 i proposed to the love of my life and she said yes❤️.
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8 years ago today i was going to buy food with my guys, saw a beautiful girl sitting alone and shouted “your man go soon show no worries” laughed it off and walked pass, the next day saw her again, shouted the same thing and she responded this time with 1/n
