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Hazza

@hmatthews92

I have thoughts, most of them are bad

 Birmingham, England
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Joined January 2009
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hosted our first New Year’s party and it was almost as cute as this picture
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Keir Starmer to James Cleverly: "His problem is he can't add up... if he could add up, he might be down here, rather than up there." 🤣 #PMQs
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Here's a clip from 2016...
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He is not even the president! He’s president elect. Please just go west wing and stop posting
Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) profile pictureRory Stewart
@RoryStewartUK6 Nov 2024
For the record - I was completely wrong about Kamala Harris. It is heartbreaking that Trump is now the President.
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Just watching this again today, for no particular reason.
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UK exit polls: bing bong, here’s the prime minister US exit polls: is it better to be loved or feared? Give your answer to the nearest cubit
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friend wants old woman dead
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taking constant psychic damage from nonstop doom scrolling all day today:
Pippin holding the Palanatír and screaming

ALT Pippin holding the Palanatír and screaming

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me, locking in and getting ready for unprecedented levels of screen time over the next 48 hours
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA seriously?
Kate McCann (@KateEMcCann) profile pictureKate McCann
@KateEMcCann5 Nov 2024
NEW: Chris Philp is the shadow Home Secretary
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Completing tasks that are on my job description
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my work calendar completely packed this week
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from Philly courtroom — Musk lawyer says his $1m giveaway is NOT a lottery. "There is no prize to be won" and winners "are not chosen at random," Musk lawyer Chris Gober said. Instead, the $1m is a salary they "earn" to be a spokesperson for Musk's pro-Trump super PAC. Winners are picked based on their "suitability to serve" and their personal story, Gober said. In response, Philly DA team called this a "complete admission of liability" that Musk is running an illegal lottery under PA law. Remember: When Musk announced the giveaway.... in PA nonetheless.... he said, "we are going to be awarding $1 million randomly." DA showed this in court to the judge. Gober argued there's a difference between "randomly" and "by chance," which is why he argued that this isn't an illegal lottery under PA gaming laws.
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if you ever feel useless remember that stroll’s engineers spent 3 hours tirelessly trying to rebuild his car just for him to bin it on the formation lap
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Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdates2 Nov 2024
Margot Robbie has welcomed her first child, a boy, People reports.
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umichvoter (@umichvoter) profile pictureumichvoter
@umichvoter2 Nov 2024
IOWA POLL by Des Moines/Selzer 🔵 Kamala Harris 47% 🔴 Donald Trump 44%
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That last minute of Q1 #f1
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Badenoch: ‘I’m not doing this because I want to win a popularity contest’ Elections are literally popularity contests lmao
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Interesting that Badenoch would talk about what Johnson & Sunak did wrong but stonewalls on Truss. #BBCLauraK
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