What does Dominic Cummings know about Boris?
#Domnishambles #BooAtBoris
The kid and me on the school run...until yesterday. Some [expletive deleted] stole our yellow @dawescycles tandem at 2.30am on Monday. Last seen London SW9. Full pic in pinned tweet. 👀👀👀👀👀peeled please! Want it back.
#londoncycling #stolenbike #TuesdayThoughts
Helo out Dr Xand please #CoronavirusOutbreak
I’m making a how-to guide for @Channel4 about self-isolation. Many of us will have to stay at home for seven days or longer as the epidemic spreads. Please retweet so we hear from as many people as possible! 🤗🤗
Question: How are you feeling about self-isolation?
39%Yay 4 knitting & Netflix!
50%I’ll manage but nervous
4%Just NOT going to bother
8%Will be impossible for me
15,658 votes • Final resultsLoving David Dimbleby's podcast about Rupert Murdoch - @audibleuk
Super gripping, especially ep3 about the move to Wapping
Detail is magical and so many echoes with today's fears of influence wielded by e-moguls
Got to be a movie in it...or several🙏
There's a lot of incorrect information doing the Twitter rounds this morning. This photo is the result of an unofficial event in Hyde Park on Saturday, not the #ExtinctionRebellion protestors in Marble Arch.
It costs us millions to clear #litter every year. Please take it home.
Playing catch-up with books bought over several years but never read
But where to start?
(the initials below...that'd be Jeffrey, Jonathan and Philip if there was space😉)
#WorldBookNight #TuesdayThoughts
0%Middlesex, J Eugenides
100%Purity, J Franzen
0%American Pastoral, P Roth
1 votes • Final resultsBeen mentoring junior journos from Russia Today at a school mock UN climate change conference
Just like real life; sneaky backroom deals, fake news and someone hacked our Twitter feed!
#climatechange #mentoring
What do you do when you get an epically stupid DM from a bot?
Yup, me too!
UNFOLLOW
#AI #customeracquisition (NOT!)
Post length is the factor affecting reach with the biggest disparity between these channels
Does that mean long is good on Facebook but rubbish on Insta, @TrustedInsights?
Reason to test and measure different tactics
(Hashtags too obvs!)
#socialmedia
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Work backwards from your slowest contributor
Build some top-secret slack into the schedule
And have a back-up
Belt, braces and a length of binder twine so you're never left bare-assed
Great template!
#socialmedia #MondayMotivation
You've heard markers spot that 'Consistency is Key' right?
But do you know why most people fail at this?
It's because they only go as far as creating a PUBLISHING schedule when what they really need is a PRODUCTION schedule
More info PLUS TEMPLATE here:
andrewandpete.com/content-ca…
I thought samphire was the reward for scouring the beach at low tide, possibly body-surfing by mistake over some Norfolk mudflats?
This is too clean, too cosy for me!
#SundayThoughts #seaside
Jack Wallington says salty samphire is perfect with fish, so sow a pot today:
telegraph.co.uk/gardening/gr…
Your customers are just the same as you
They squeeze social media into their day
They don't - can't - read EVERYTHING that falls into their feeds, email inboxes, messaging/collaboration apps
So this ⬇️ is some of the best advice you'll get today
#contentmarketing #socialmedia
Female entrepreneurs still forced to beg for start-up funding
72% in a @NatWestBusiness survey had used their own credit cards, cash and savings
Bank putting £1m into crowdfunding scheme that aims to help 65,000 new female-led businesses by 2025
#womeninbusiness #startups
Interesting but...
No breakdown of how different age groups react and how that compares to general attitudes to social media and to shopping
Seems to affect gender split
35% of women had bought on social recommendation
18% of men
#socialmedia #influencers
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Tm Cook creates meme template
Unintentionally
12.3k retweets and replies so far
Many riffing on other well-known tech brands!
#Marketing win or fail for #Apple ?
One of those brilliant random Fun Facts to revive a flagging conversation😉
Have a few of these up your sleeve and you'll go far!
#WednesdayWisdom
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Which of these grim bits of marketing 'blargon' makes your teeth itch the most?
Mine...'brandividual' and 'smarketing'😵
#marketing #plainenglish
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