Prompt: From 1–10, how racist are you? They grade themselves. He grades them for real. “Between a 3 and 4.” He says 3. Racist jokes, no offense intended. A 4 from the woman who “just doesn’t know enough.” He hits her with a 9.2 white-savior score. “Black people need my help because they can’t do anything by themselves.” Then the final boss: “Black people do not have the structural power in the United States to be racist.” He goes plus infinity. If you’re white, she hates you. One girl says 10, then walks it back. Sneaky. She knew the question. “Anyway, learn how to read people. God bless.”