American Swag.
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Joined June 2009
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The front office has done such a great job on the current roster that our best center is actually a winger.
What a goal by Gustafson! How sad is it that our second best defenseman is the guy that played in the AHL last year and is in his 11th professional year?
RE- Los Angeles Kings.
This may be a franchise low for the modern/cap based NHL. They are at the top of the cap with little to no cap space. They are rated as #24 for team prospects rankings, are the oldest team in the league & now arguably the worst team in the league.
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I've been a Metallica hater since the '90s. I've put in the years. I've earned my stripes.
Now James Hetfield says something sensible and I'm forced to defend him.
You people have ruined a perfectly good hatred.
Now that Gym Attire is up for debate- can we also have a national conversation about women wearing perfume at the gym?
This tweet is classical literature by twitter standards.
I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me.
The “joke” was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: “I’m literally shaking.”
Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, “Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?” I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists.
✍️ @BridgetPhetasy
Article: spectator.com/article/shane-…
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You fire up a Newport on the beach and it won’t be too fucking long until the trombone is out and bikini babes are descending upon your radius of flavor.
The problem with having a team filled with aging vets-They all know the kings are a shitty team too. There is no way in hell Any of those guys going to give 110%. You field a team with young players trying to feel their way you’re at least going to get effort.
Boring & Sucky!
Strange…in my 57 years on the planet I’m just learning having diabetes and getting the flu means being in a coma for two weeks.
Ive come to realize the women offended at this joke. clearly do not regularly attend gyms. Humor is funny because the element of truth. Anyone who regularly goes to LA Fitness or 24 Hour Fitness knows & can relate to this observation.
Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women:
“Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
The @LAKings are where they are because that’s where they deserve to be-bottom 1/3 for NHL rosters in skill level. Kuemper played good tonight but he’s a midtier Goalie. Our defense… bottom three. Center depth? Maybe the worst in the league. Not hyperbole.