I make puns that people mostly hate but slightly love.
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Hilary Hoffman retweeted
Last week, Steve Clark partnered with @adidasfootball to donate shoes and cleats to children in need for each save he made during the 2023 season.
#HoldItDown
Just got served a Rayban ad and didn’t realize it was an ad.. I just thought someone’s account got hacked.
Nothing like having a strange man talk politics AT you in a coffee shop to start off your Saturday morning... 🙃
That moment when you’re watching Shrek 2 and realize you and your pup could do an amazing couple costume of Shrek and donkey... 😏
Who am I rooting for in the Super Bowl? Women! This is a historic game #womenbelonginsports
So excited for these girls and season 2 of Game Growers! #girlswhomovemovetheworld #NGWSD
The high school musical cast have always had the juiciest drama even a decade later. The new kids are really making the original cast proud.
I have always wanted to be able walk to work but after 10 months of commuting from my bedroom to the kitchen table I can say it’s it’s not worth the hype
Why am I still seeing pro-Trump posts on my FB??? Didn’t y’all all move to a far right social platform?? If y’all could please go back to it that would be great.. thanks!
Hilary Hoffman retweeted
She coached . COACHED is the word you are looking for .
Becky Hammon became the first woman to direct a team in NBA history, taking over the Spurs following coach Gregg Popovich’s ejection in the first half. apne.ws/dDopMYL
I’m pretty sure my puppy thought I didn’t work anymore, after the 5 day weekend, cause when I sat down at my work station he looked at me with the most confused look.
My social platforms the past couple of days:
FB: “stop the counting” *insert conspiracy theory*
Insta: “go vote and have hope”
Twitter: * @callumjdsquires making fun of Florida*
TikTok: *strangers producing hilarious political content*