I don't know who the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show audience is. But Some of the models look like they could eat a steak or two. And then they had some that looked like they ate too many steaks.

I really thought Victoria's Secret lost its mind with their lighting, but somehow YouTube on my TV makes everything look like this.

Victoria's secret is that she's a man.

What in the nightmare fuel hell is going on with the Victoria's Secret show?

I wonder who is doing all the rioting in France and Italy. Something tells me it's probably not people who look like this.

It's absolutely horrible to see France and Italy in this state of chaos.

That moment you realized saving up for that trip to Europe may not have been the best idea.

I once worked near a belly dance studio. There were a lot of stinky, hairy white women. I'm pretty sure that hot goat yoga studios smell better. No one wants to see nor smell that.

Finished watching J̶o̶e̶ ̶V̶e̶r̶s̶u̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶V̶o̶l̶c̶a̶n̶o̶, uh, I mean Sacrifice on Netflix with the lizard eyed Anya Taylor-Joy and Captain America. Interesting movie.

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

I saw a car fly today and do backflips and shit. What a wonderful timeline we live in.

I'm not ashamed to say this. My beautiful cat has two names. Loki and Baby girl. I love her. Or whatever it is that humans and cats can have, I think I have it.

Anime is weird, but technically you can't call anything anime unless you're Japanese.

Hot take: Put Tapatio in your oatmeal.

I think I'm going to go to San Francisco soon, specifically Chinatown, and I'm just going to start saying AI AI AI AI. That should catch me a couple. In all honesty, I have warned against the Chinese honeypots for a while now. Yeah, you're a buck-toothed fat boy. You should of course have a 9 Asian girlfriend.

Be gravity defying.

In an hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

I was talking about Newfoundland and someone was like, "I've never heard of that place before, does it start with a P?" Pnewfoundland??

The new Ben Affleck movie Animals on Netflix is so bad that vegans may start hating animals and start eating them. Well played Ben, well played.

Fine, I'll say it. Grok bot is a productivity hack. Even if you don't think you need one, it is. My phone is Gemini forward and that acts like magic too. Overchoice is the result.