surely not all of these people are student drivers

we should add a day between saturday and sunday

i teeter between fuck this shit and let’s fuck this shit up

acab includes flock cameras

is this all happening because i was born

SHE SAID I THINK I’LL GO TO BOSTON

if you see me celebrating the fourth of july, just know my allegiance is to the hot dogs and NOT the government

it's so stressful meeting new people and pretending that i'm a person and not just 3 mental illnesses in a trenchcoat

“i asked chatgpt” ok well i asked miss rhode island cheryl fraiser to describe the perfect date and she said april 25th because it’s not too hot, not too cold, and all you need is a light jacket

“ai this” and “ai that” what ever happened to “a i’m walkin here”

i hate it here

make it stop

"it's not that deep" okay well neither are the grooves of your brain but here we are

i think it’s fun and ironic that maga men support my leftist life and paid for my pedicure

i’m an adult the same way banana bread is bread

ripping the bong with a sense of poise and rationality

do things get better? asking for a friend (me)

naming my kid garrett except it’s short for cigarette

ibuprofen implies the existence of a “webuprofen” and “youbuprofen”