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opening up commissions hello friends .Buy . Please *wags ta il
#commissionsopen #commission #hi #burger
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Okay bro, here's the plan. You and me are both gonna get HOT fujoshi girlfriends at this convention. The first problem: How do we even get them to notice us? Now hear me out bro. Hear me out. Please
im more active on my spam as of lately :,) moots u caan follow if u like!! i am a little selective though @CATCONNOISSEURR
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I .... Said.... ENOUGH!!!!!! My telekinesis throws only me across the room and i crash into a table and start crying and holding my bruised tummy
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Ive been responding “Omg sis I fucked him last month😭😭” to every National Boyfriend Day ig story I see
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Yes, the stripper 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 love you — she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn’t responded to your text messages.
𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸
Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, 𝘣𝘶𝘵
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theyre both supposed to depict spiders, even if one is intended to look cute being attracted to such a thing is very obviously wrong retard
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A lot of you didn’t like me insulting my rabbit like this. He doesnt speak English and doesnt understand what I mean when I call him names
I have begun studying Mandarin, as it is statistically the next most likely language he understands. I hope to overcome the language barrier
































