Wannabe Filmmaker. Writing my movie script....

India
Joined November 2008
My good ole friend Brenden Fraser can maybe pass as Winston Churchill, but not as Eisenhower. #Pressure
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IT raid at #Ramayan Producers' place coz he said the cost of producing this is 4000cr. The thing is that VFX company Prime Focus is his company, and he can bill whatever he wants, and he chose 4000cr. Actually is closer to 150-200 crs.
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#SIR guys came and asked me about my landlord and then the owner of the next house, but didn't ask me a thing. I think they are only doing house owners. #SIR2026 #India #Bangalore #bengaluru
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I dont know if Opus Birla paint will really be with u for 16 years. But I can guarantee that the bucket in which it comes will serve u for 20 years. #india
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Every match with #Djokovic is becoming a thriller and it's not becoz the opponent has upped his game. #tennis
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'do not ask on this device' never works. Why?
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The reason the Indian Bank walas called off their 3-day strike was coz they thought they got 6 days off. Friday (festival), sat (4th sat), sun and three days strike. But govt. made them work sundays, putting an effective spanner in their works.... ha ha.. #justsaying
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On one hand u want the minister to resign for a paper leak he had nothing to do with and on the other u want cheating students to be let go. #iit #jantarmantar
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When I ask #chatgpt to draw a boob, it refuses, saying it violates its terms and conditions. But then some people hack sites with the same tool. Maybe they are paid users.
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When the Saudi's, Paki's and that drone country went into conference, I thought the #Saudis were acting a big brother. But na. They wanted help. But there is dead silence all around now. #justsaying #justsayin
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Katrina Kaif's sister is dating Vicky Kaushal's brother. That #Kaushal family is a lucky family na.
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We have found the right team to make cricketing records. #Afghanisthan. I always wondered why our govt. is over-friendly to them. Now I know. #Amchiindia
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How nice to be #Bata. Atleast 20 countries think its theirs..... #justsayin #justsaying
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An #Indian MMA athlete was not allotted a room at the Asian game in Japan. My only question. What is MMA? #justaskin #justasking
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I see 42 people in the #Indian #cricket team. No one wants to go. #BCCI dont have the liver to say no. They have decided to bat in pairs. So, from now on, 4 people will be opening for India. #fact
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After reading this, they decided to forgo the payment. Well, they should have taken the money and donated it to me, na....
Did #TheHindu return the money? Or donate it to a third-party charity? #RamRobertRahim
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Hemant Singh retweeted
Did #TheHindu return the money? Or donate it to a third-party charity? #RamRobertRahim
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#Bangalore gets its first all-nighter this year. It started at six in the evening and ended at 5 in the morning. Then why was so dam hot when I got up. #rains #bengaluru
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Do you know why #Zverev is winning so much? coz he has given up caring too much... #tennis
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The followers of #SalmanKhan are predominantly muslim. The following of #ShahrukhKhan is mostly hindu and, and...#Aamirkhan has no following 2026. #deepthinker
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