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this tornado loves you

Redmond, OR
Joined February 2012
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I’m so sad to hear that Michael Gambon has died. He was hugely amusing, and such a tremendous guest, we even named a corner after him.
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type of shit i been on
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let me get this straight... I'm supposed to let the soft animal of my body love what it loves? the same body that's keeping the fucking score???
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🚨🚨babe wake up the USPS just dropped strega nona forever stamps 🚨🚨
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It’s kind of hilarious how often drunk girls exchange Instagrams and just never talk again. I met this girl at a bar five years ago and I’ve seen her graduate, get married, have a baby 😂
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every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die
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you ever just have one of those days?
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We have to keep dissing the Nazis all the time.
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The number one best tip I have for anyone dealing with chronic illness is to make your health binder. I’m waiting in the lobby at urgent care, and I swear, even when the intake nurses see it, they treat me so differently.
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me to all y’all as we wait for twitter to collapse
Two things are very true: 1) Elon Musk’s management of Twitter is terrible 2) Fake Eli Lilly is right - Insulin should be free
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i took a little trip. to the school down the road. and waited very patiently. as the human checked some boxes. to try and change the world
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Conservatives think drag queens turn kids guy but it’s actually these two who turn kids gay
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Old man just walked in here and said “Do me a favor… if it rains this weekend try not to get wet because sugar melts” SOMEBODY COME GET THEY GRANDDAD BEFORE HE GET FU-
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what i lack in sex appeal i make up for in silliness
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this is the sweetest thing 🥹
the only thing we do in the shadows is having the best halloween costumes🦇 @AJemaineClement @TaikaWaititi @Ileniis1 #WWDITS
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this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with
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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook
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I’m doing the lords work (judging)
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already missin summer camp trips ✨