Do you know how popular I am? I'm so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

Des Plaines, IL
Joined April 2013
Always on the important issues
⚡️Trump explained how his intelligence is getting out of control. “I wanted to go into this little store in Texas. There was a sign on the door that said ‘PUSH.’ You know, those signs that tell you how to open a door. Very useful things. Those signs are very useful. I pushed the door, and nothing happened. A dead end! It was a dead end! And then I realized something. I turned the sign around, and on the other side it said ‘PULL.’ (applause) I pulled the door open and got into that damn store! (applause) I did it! My intelligence is getting out of control. I don’t know why this is happening, but it keeps growing every single day!” (applause)
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Who could blame katlin Collins if she said Fuck off you fat fuck and drop the mic and walk off. She would be a national hero.
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Well I guess we agree on one thing
🚨 BREAKING: Trump: "We have a lot of idiots in this country running things."
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“I have some very severe problems” WTH
BREAKING: President Trump just admitted that he has major health issues.
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This is the tweet of the century! Retweet if you agree!
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Trump: She's very elegant. She did a movie, I think it's the number one movie of the year. Melania. And I don't like that it's the number one movie, you know why? There's only room for one star in the family, so I don't need this movie stuff. I don't need it.
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JFC
Department of Justice investigating whether ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and Fox News violated federal antitrust laws by briefly suspending pooled coverage of Donald Trump. — NYT
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Was this written by a dog
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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This is the best video I’ve ever seen. Way to go @ProjectLincoln
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Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades. The decision not to invite observers from the OSCE puts the U.S. alongside Russia and Belarus, while the Justice Department prepares to deploy its own poll monitors. ms.now/news/trump-midterms-o…
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Wait until he hears it starts with a P!
Q: Are you concerned about the outbreak in Russia? Trump: I am. The pneumonia plague, if you call it. That's a disease we used to be able control. But somehow those microbes have gotten stronger and smarter. They're like an army. The germs have really become relatively stronger than they were, and things that used to work on pneumonia don't work as well anymore
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Be best!
Trump: "We're gonna win big, and we've gonna shove it up their ass"
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What the actual F
Trump is literally trying to get his supporters riled up to go after Kaitlan Collins which is extremely dangerous for her.
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Claire Standish retweeted
Schmitt: Did you, or did you not, in fact, nip at my nose last winter? Jack Smith: Sir, that is Jack Frost
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Also the look on Schmitt's fresh out of Harvard Law chief counsel realizing how majorly he f@cked up...
LMAOOOO MS NOW gives us an amazing slow zoom on GOP Senator Katie Britt and her look of UTTER HORROR as she watches MAGA Senator Eric Schmittstain Schmitt end his career in a most humiliating fashion She opposes abortion and yet Schmitt just aborted his 2028 VP odds on live TV
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My daughter texted the family group chat: "Please stop asking me when I'm having kids. I've had three miscarriages this year and I can't keep pretending it's just not the right time yet." Nobody responded for almost ten minutes. I think we were all sitting with the same guilt at once. Me (calling her privately): "I had no idea. Any of it. Why didn't you tell me?" Daughter: "Because every time I got close to telling you, someone would casually ask about grandchildren again, and I just couldn't find the words in that moment."
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The White House has denied two CNN journalists from covering Chinese leader Xi Jinping’s arrival back at the White House for a state dinner, after trying to tell the network which type of journalists could cover the event. cnn.it/4hnIIJR
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