Legally, Hugh Laurie’s name in America should be Larg Truck. – at Brooklyn, NY

When I was a Boy Scout, we had a kid from a Japanese exchange program, who was told he should pick a more “American” name. Sometimes I wonder where Mickey Einstein is today.

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If your branding is “Keeping a bunch of little guys from escaping,” then ‘Trojan” is terrible name for a condom.

My ex Jules is one of the finest people I know and a very talented writer. She has a new book and you should buy multiple copies and wing them at people who need some lovely writing in their lives. memoirland.substack.com/p/th…

Y Kant our adults read?

Goddamnit

I’m not celebrating yet, I hear the President might make a call to challenge the ruling…

Hi, I’m glad your @nyknicks men put the ball into the hoop more than the other men. But your fireworks are just torturing the city’s dogs so, frankly, fuck you.

Car accessory idea: “If this sticker’s bumperin’, I’m inside humperin’”

I think we all deserve to know the exact moment that John Fetterman and Marjorie Taylor Greene bonked heads and got Freaky Friday’d.

I regret to inform you that there is a Minions video in the Epstein files. justice.gov/epstein/files/Da…

Does this Mandalorian armor make me look Fett?

Oh thank god

The real villain of @TheTraitorsUS is the person who keeps buying too little salmon

I am writing a prequel to this movie called "As Far As I Know This Is The First Time This Ever Happened."

On a terrible horrible day like today, resistance like this gives me hope. Let's take a page from this brave immigrant's playbook and all roast the shit out of these fascist assbuckets