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Binky

@heybinky

An app for people who want to use their phone without using their phone. Made by @incidentist. https://xitter.cf/t.co/ZR74a96GdU

 Oakland, CA
Joined February 2017
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This is a good time to mention that the latest version of Binky has an offline mode, so it works just fine even if/when the whole internet mysteriously vaporizes.
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Influencers: hmu if you want a fake sponsorship deal from a fake tech company that makes a fake app. This piece by @TaylorLorenz indiecates there’s potential for synergy in the ecosystem of fakeness. Let’s do this. theatlantic.com/technology/a…
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Now it’s in your feed so you might as well watch it! xitter.cf/sakeriver/status/10170…
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Binky’s privacy policy and terms of use remain defiantly, resolutely unchanged. Come at me, Europe. binky.rocks/privacy.html
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Binky has been nominated for a Golden Kitty award on @ProductHunt. Your votes will help prove that Binky is definitely a real app and not "fake" or "inane" as its critics and creators claim. 🚒🀄️🍯 producthunt.com/golden-kitty…
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Android users: Fill the Scroll Hole In Your Soul. Android Binky is here to turn your eyes toward the glass forever! y22y5.app.goo.gl/dQfG
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“I can’t help but feel my time would be better spent elsewhere and so I decide to delete the app from my phone.” Another satisfied customer! xitter.cf/collectivehub/status/8…
Collective Hub (@CollectiveHub) profile pictureCollective Hub@CollectiveHub6 Jul 2017
Why You Need Fake Social Media App ‘Binky’ on Your Phone @collectivehub collectivehub.com/2017/07/wh…
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I had the day off but I found this great game that gave me fake work to do. xitter.cf/pippinbarr/status/8822…
P░pp░n B░rr (@pippinbarr) profile pictureP░pp░n B░rr@pippinbarr4 Jul 2017
Surprise! It is as if you were doing work is out now! Time for work! pippinbarr.github.io/itisasi… xitter.cf/rockpapershot/status/8…
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@ajplus28 Jun 2017
Literally nothing happens on this app. But you might feel great after you use it.
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Binky: The Lifehack That Hates Itself. xitter.cf/lifehacker/status/8777…
Lifehacker (@lifehacker) profile pictureLifehacker
@lifehacker22 Jun 2017
Binky is an iPhone app for when you love-hate social media: lifehac.kr/SMVv46e
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"I'd be excited about it were I not so nihilistic." Me too, @elizabday. Me too. xitter.cf/elizabday/status/87706…
Elizabeth Day (@elizabday) profile pictureElizabeth Day@elizabday20 Jun 2017
I wrote a column about the world's first anti-social network and the joy of being grumpy online. THAT OK WITH YOU? telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06…
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Shooting a promo video is like a bar mitzvah for startups. Thanks to @PianoFightFilms, I am a fully-grown joke app: youtu.be/qFzsZX8Eu60
BINKY! The Best Way to Spend Time on your Phone.

BINKY! The Best Way to Spend Time on your Phone.

BINKY!The Best Way to Spend Time on your Phone.Download for fre...

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The @sparkcbc podcast did a deep dive into Binky on their newest episode! xitter.cf/sparkcbc/status/876236…
Spark CBC Radio (@sparkcbc) profile pictureSpark CBC Radio@sparkcbc18 Jun 2017
The ultimate anti-social media app buff.ly/2rzocA9
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#Binky all showing me the real meaning of popularity.
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🎵🎵Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters… Nothing really matters. Binky.🎵🎵 xitter.cf/npralltech/status/8750…
All Tech Considered (@npralltech) profile pictureAll Tech Considered@npralltech14 Jun 2017
If you're wondering, "what's the point?" that's kind of the point. n.pr/2t3cZ7F
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If you want an email when the Android version comes out, fill out this form: goo.gl/forms/JEnODQdk9bMNgrk… #llama #charlemagne #tongs
Binky Android Announcement List

Binky Android Announcement List

Enter your email to be informed when Binky releases an Android version. I'll only email you once, and I won't use your address for anything else -- I really have no interest in annoying you. Follow...

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A fake app so nice they boingboing’ed it twice twice. xitter.cf/boingboing/status/8746…
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I can’t read German but I scrolled through this anyway. Go figure. xitter.cf/zeitonline/status/8746…
DIE ZEIT (@zeitonline) profile pictureDIE ZEIT
@zeitonline13 Jun 2017
Die Menschheit bekommt die Apps, die sie verdient. Binky (@heybinky) zum Beispiel. Ein soziales Netzwerk über nichts bit.ly/2rne0ua

Binky: Konsequenzen sind doof

Wo Menschen mit Fidget Cubes reich werden können, hat auch die App Binky eine Daseinsberechtigung: In ihr kann man sinn- und folgenlos scrollen und liken. Endlich.

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Binky. Because all social media apps are fake, but only one really commits to it. xitter.cf/motherboard/status/874…
Motherboard (@motherboard) profile pictureMotherboard
@motherboard12 Jun 2017
I used nothing but a fake social media app for a whole weekend bit.ly/2sfYH5K
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“It’s like the O’Doul’s of social media.” IT IS EXACTLY THAT! xitter.cf/alexabahou/status/8742…
Alexandra Bahou (@alexabahou) profile pictureAlexandra Bahou@alexabahou12 Jun 2017
#TECH: Frustrated by others' posts? Binky app generates fake social media feed to keep you busy & less irritated bit.ly/2ricb1H
Image from Alexandra Bahou (@alexabahou)
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