@hexingsquelcher

i don’t wanna spend my whole life high (pls don’t contact me about my girlfriend’s cult she said im not allowed to talk about it)

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2017
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just tried to tell my gf something and she said she doesn’t care and that she’s looking at her orange tree
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I used to buy blunt wraps from this vape store, when they started carrying TCGs they also started inflating the prices of the vapes & papers because the people coming in will pay it anyways LOL
bismack
@_bismack_Oct 1
In LA I was at a Vape / Card Shop (lol) and they had these two loose packs. Ended up working a deal for them for $1,267 out the door. Flipped the Legend Maker on eBay so now I'm into the Diamond & Pearl for nothing. Going to rip it on my birthday later this month!
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my life is like a Seth McFarlane cartoon
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my yenna deck will love this…
Dork4Short@Dork4ShortOct 21
5. Hundred. Cigarettes. #MTGxStarTrek
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they don’t have homeless people in Beverly Hills because they turn them into fertilizer
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u make me feel exactly like a mf perc do
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I hope you still think I’m a ⭐️
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Album is done holy fuck i cant believe i finally finalized and created an entire project and now i get to plan out how imma present it to you
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Blight Yoakam@BlightYoakamOct 16
If you drink alcohol fuck you If you drink beer fuck you If you drink liquor fuck you If you drink wine fuck you If you drink cocktails fuck you If you drink spirits fuck you If you drink alone fuck you If you go to bars fuck you If you get drunk fuck you
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whatever dude fuck it ai dog Facebook marketplace video
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got those talking buttons for my dog and now she won’t stop telling me to commit horrible acts of violence
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I love digging through bulk :)
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A Hype@therealahype1Oct 10
WE HAVE OFFICIALLY, AFTER 5 YEARS, WE HAVE FINALLY RECEIVED THE RX PAPI FEATURE, OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD 😁
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Cross-posting to help find any cards signed by Magic artist Kieran Yanner's son Corwin. #mtg
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✰acacia✰@acidd_acaciaaOct 11
if pedestrians always have the right of way then human operated vehicles should always have it over a waymo, so yes i will have a standoff and block the bar’s parking lot entrance until the stupid fucking robot backs the fuck up and lets me park first
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my son turns 3 next month :’)
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I don’t wanna spend my whole life high but im not gonna put much effort to stop it
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Blight Yoakam@BlightYoakamOct 6
If you smoke weed fuck you If you smell like weed fuck you If you go to a dispensary fuck you If you have a plug fuck you If you smoke with friends fuck you If you smoke alone fuck you If you use a bong fuck you If you roll your own joints fuck you If you take edibles fuck you
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this is that shit wan shi tong was crashing out about
Redd
@ReddCinemaOct 5
How old do y’all think these books are?
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smoking my stupid Ken Carson vape while i eat my stupid Ken Carson Mac n cheese with my stupid Ken Carson silverware
au ༶@geekh1ghOct 5
bro what is ken selling😭😭😭
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every money saving tip is bullshit because the best thing to do in every scenario is to just not spend money
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