Reading: One Hundred Years of Solitude Watching: Station Eleven Listening: Wisp - If Not Winter (album) Always looking for recommendations.

I wonder if it's a stately manor or a dark cave?

I want to wear a Sons of Anarchy cut to a Biker Event like Sturgis to see if I can get someone to say "Our culture isn't a costume!" To which I will reply, "Jax Teller is my role model." Sure I might die, but it'd be funny for a brief moment.

I'm begging you all to please stop using the word 'singular' incorrectly. singular =/= single Singular means one of a kind, special, unique, without equal. Next up, Apart vs A part.

Is the film Nightmare Alley about a really bad bowling experience?

I talk to myself often. Which is why I agree with the concept of not negotiating with terrorists.

"Does a plan you've made ever go well? Look at those bananas."

All I want to receive from my colleagues is mutual respect. And forty thousand dollars in unmarked currency. Ideally both.

I have a notepad which I will mockingly refer to as "The unorganized thoughts of a madman," which sounds horrifying. The only thing more horrifying would be the well organized thoughts of a madman.

Most animals don't have a concept of God. Although I think we can all agree that fish are pretty certain of something.

Calling wrap-around Oakleys "gender-affirming sunglasses," seems to really piss off people who wear wrap-around Oakleys.

To lessen the gap between human intelligence and artificial intelligence, it seems to be easier to make people dumber rather than make machines smarter.

People who say, "Baseball is boring," don't understand that is a huge part of its appeal.

If you need short-term health insurance, I'd recommend Kaiser Temporarye.

Come see my stupid face say stupid stuff about Rivals.

A "rip-roaring good time" sounds like something a lion would very much enjoy.