Bartender. Dog mom. Burrata connoisseur.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2011
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Thank you @thedailybeast, 'twas fun! xitter.cf/thedailybeast/status/1…
New York bartender @hetraub just won the national Speed Rack championship —here's her favorite shot-and-a-beer combination and more from the champ herself. From @NRothbaum thebea.st/2Jc73W1
It's not even noon and I've already laundered all of my bras. Expect no more productivity from me today, world.
My stylist parted my hair on the wrong side and mercury is in retrograde so basically my life is falling apart.
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DATING TIP: Don't reply to texts right away or you might look desperate. Just wait. Give it 5, 10, maybe even 15 years. Keep things casual.
@tinyladynadia I wrote a play in 8th grade where all the girls were in love with a guy named chad so this is very triggering for me
Why did no one tell me about @nellyville: license to ride wit me? I thought you people were my friends.
Strengths include: being that asshole who shows up late but still has store bought food/drinks with her #sorrynotsorry #butkindasorry
I can't even go on tinder this weekend the quads and spandex are hookup kryptonite #redhookcrit
STOOP KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP (bc he is drunk) City Council Wants To Decriminalize Stoop Drinking gothamist.com/2015/04/20/sto…
"It's a shame, #bushwick is gentrifying," he reflects, sipping the prosecco on tap he ordered at the family-run-bodega-turned-art-bar.