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✝️I'm the counterweight. White Southerner. No fan of joggers, 🌮 vendors, street defecators & the🧃. Ally to White Europeans. 🇺🇸 Backup: @herestherub2. No DMs

Whiteville, USA
Joined January 2023
Mel is our guy. 🫡 Never forget that.
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GM frens. I'm about to leave to the doctor's appointment for some imaging. Hope you all have a wonderful day and be safe. 🐈👌🤍
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I didn't mean to put the 🐈 emoji in the post. 😂
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I hate niggers.
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Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
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Happy Caturday frens! I'm about to work on a backhoe. Have a great day, everybody!
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I haven't had time to clean the shop but at least it's not full of vehicles and projects (at least for now). 😁
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TGIFF⚡💪🤍👌
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Henlo frens. Here's my current project. I'm restoring a VW Beatle. 👌
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GM frens. ☕👌⚡🤍
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GM frens and Happy Halloween. 🎃
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GM frens. Stay safe around the ⚫s or as I call them, among other things, eyes and teeth. TGIF.
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Happy National Cat Day.
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This is my apprentice shop kitten. He works for food, treats, and nice digs. He provides rodent and pest control.
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This is one of my cats that always sneaks into the shop when one of the overhead doors is open. 🐈😁
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Do any frens have plans for Halloween? I'm going to build a bonfire and hand out candy for the kids.
0%Halloween party
11%Give out candy
44%Just relax at home
44%No plans
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My frens are still here. I've been absent but my friends are still here. I love that. 🤍
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Henlo frens! I've been slammed but I've been doing some digital detoxing (which has been beneficial for my productivity and time management). 👌
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Happy Sunday, frens! I hope you all are doing well. Stay safe 🤍
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GM and Happy ⚡unday, frens. 👍🙏👌💪⚡
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GN frens.I should be leaving the hospital tomorrow. 💪👌⚡⚡🤍
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