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THE BEATLES !!! + ELO & APP & STEELY DAN & SUPERTRAMP etc etc if it's 70s and 80s IVE HEARD IT! + PHM, Iron man, IASIP, NL, EGGMAN EMPIRE 🚹 chronic retweeter

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Yellow Submarine
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
BE VERY AWARE VICTORIANS: Free Palestine Party is run by Israeli Avi Yemeni Climate Action Now is run by Monica Smit They want the opposite of what these parties title s are and Anthony Green @AntonyGreenElec has already called them out for their dishonesty. #VicVotes26🗳
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
got into a new ship when ao3 is still down
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
i couldn’t miss this opportunity
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
I feel we are approaching the point where we will wake up and the internet will be completely down, for like, a week.
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
What’s the condition called where you do something that goes completely fine and literally everything is 100% fine but you get severely depressed for the rest of the day and you want to roll over and die
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 いいね〜
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
saw a guy on the bus search “animal noises” on spotify and was really curious where it was going so i watched until he pressed play on god only knows by the beach boys
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
We got Aja by Steely Dan before GTA 6
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
>”Fuckkkkk i have this assignment due fuckkk i better do work when i get home” >gets home >does nothing >does nothing >does nothing >does nothing >”fuckkkkkk i didnt do it fuckkkk why didnt i do it fuckkk fuckkkk im a failure fuckkkkkkkk”
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
se pusieron a debatir en mi clase y cuando salí yo a dar mi opinión me empezó a temblar el cuerpo y me puse roja (21 años) (facultad de derecho) (carrera de abogacía)
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
HASAN PIKER: COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
can I just say how funny it is to have watched in real time as the expression "If I had a nickel for every time..." go from meaning something happening all the time to meaning something has happened exactly 2 times.
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
its ok,, its ok
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
The Saddest Story Ever Told: “FOR SALE: Steely Dan records. Never played.” 😢😢😢😢😢😢
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
First trailer for Pixar's next film ‘GATTO’. The film follows a black cat in Venice with a love of music who is shunned by locals due to superstitions. In theaters on March 5, 2027.
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
type of stuff the Talking Heads song is saying in the background while youre in the car trying to break up with your college boyfriend of 3 months on the way to his parents house
you must become a vertical man. under no circumstances can you let yourself be horizontal. stand up straight, adopt a tall and pointed hat, jump on occasion
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
liquor? yeah i mean if she'll let me!
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
Yo viendo a Paul McCartney cantando "Now and Then" con imágenes nostálgicas de The Beatles en las pantallas gigantes.
pov: me volteas a ver durante mi canción favorita en el concierto
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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉 retweeted
Israel has once again bombed the Nasser Hospital in Gaza. At least six people have died with 20+ others wounded. Dr. Rizk Abu Shaira, who featured in the documentary ‘American Doctor’, was killed in the strike. 📸: Abed Rahim Khatib
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