@hemphlev

@RegimentGG. Twitch Affiliate. Aspiring divorced dadbod model. Beard enthusiast. @USMC Veteran. IT Pro.

 Washington, DC
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Joined January 2013
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Between the double or nothing idiocy and the ice coffee interview defense squad, I’m beginning to understand why Gen Z is the only one in history to regress intellectually…
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I hate that my office HAS to spend all the rest of the budget at the end oof the year in fear of getting the budget slashed I love that I got a brand new 49” monitor for work These things can coexist
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More than 1 person is qualified This is why we make videos about not bringing your goddamn iced coffee to interviews and claiming it’s a medical necessity
JazzWife #67@Stardust317
Sep 22
WHAT OTHER QUALIFICATIONS SHOULD THERE BE?!? Are you hiring based on personality or vibes.
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Gladd
@Gladd
Sep 21
Here we go. Now everyone’s hopes are up. Most likely more unfulfilled promises. The “I-told-you-so” people are gonna spam “We Won!” And the folks with a single personality trait are gonna be let down… again. This seems like another repeated cycle.
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Bungie
@Bungie
Sep 21
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture

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NGL, I miss @PlayHighguard a lot. Such a fun game
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Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek. I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot. Monday through Thursday. Same salary. Same workload. Productivity actually increased. People were happier. Turnover dropped. It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted. So naturally we ended it. If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.
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I was wrong. This is sick. And WAY further along than I expected
Dawn@DawnDevTeam
Sep 17
We make our own Fate. youtu.be/21UMgM1uqgw

Dawn - Client Release Trailer

DISCLAIMER: Dawn is an unofficial community client for Destiny 2 an...

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Someone bought me this shirt… I love it and am also sad
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Petition to change the name of catnip to meowijuana
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Forgot how fun ranked resurgence is.
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If you know who this is, you are really fucking old
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I really like the place where #MW4 is at. The pace is good, ttk allows for dueling and counter play I’m so glad the bouncing off wall slide canceling Omni movement is gone. That was obnoxious.
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Lotta bitching on the timeline, but I keep saying “just one more” in MW4
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Am I the only one that gives zero shits about GTA franchise?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Dexerto
@Dexerto
Aug 27
Legendary voice actor Peter Cullen, best known as Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, has died at the age of 85
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This is a huge W. Might be time to renew that GameStop Pro membership!!!
ASHA
@asha_shar
Aug 26
Your physical game library is more than a collection of discs. It holds years of memories and stories worth preserving. Starting next week, XBOX Insiders can unlock a digital entitlement for supported physical games. We’ll start with thousands of titles and add more as we can.
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In any other industry, single point of failure is unacceptable. Gaming needs a hard reset
Reece “Kiwi Talkz” Reilly
@kiwitalkz
Aug 23
Anyone who is hoping that GTA 6 fails needs a serious reality check. It would have a devastating impact on the entire industry because investor confidence would completely evaporate. That means investors wouldn't just invest in AAA or AA but indies as well!!!! There would be massive repercussions industry wide from it. Even if you have no interest in GTA 6 or outright hate GTA 6, you should under no circumstances be rooting for it's failure.
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Watching lightning storms in the clouds while flying back home is kinda cool
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How to cook crack and clean a crab: Step 1: use commas
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