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ΣΧ ‘83 | Wells Fargo | Not an Alcoholic | Girl dad | New England Supremacist | Certified Burger | Dangler

Joined June 2024
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I related to when Gunna said “hit that pussy like golf ball” in his song Top Off, because I don’t golf very often and when I do golf I hit the golf ball very poorly
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I’m 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Called out a girl on ig for wearing the same costume 2 nights in a row and she is NOT happy
Me and @JamesHard2018 beer collection for the afternoon #rinsed
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I think I should just stay in the rest of the weekend maybe
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I think after last night I should delete Snapchat and also start up my transfer applications
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Went to myn friends. House to do rumple shots and I am in shambles
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I will die for my country, New England
All you have to say is "I will die for my country New England" and you'll instantly get a thousand likes
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Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading! #11am
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1 year ago today I got sniped on YikYak #HumbleBrag
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No way this whole thing was documentary promo
The explosive lawsuit brought by Jane Doe against Cornell University has sparked vocal protests on campus and visceral backlash online. INSTADOCS: JANE DOE v. CORNELL examines the often-flawed systems that investigate student sexual assault claims — including campus police and Title IX, the process for reporting sexual misconduct at most U.S. universities. Premieres October 29.
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Cake with mouthwash anybody?
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She found my height boosters after I cracked and is now accusing me of rape
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Need a snowmobile for Halloween. No questions asked please
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Roommate on the phone and he just threatened to drop unless he gets elected PM next semester #happenings
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The second a girl posts a bouquet/vase of flowers on her story it’s chips bro
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We’re in a Foidemic and I’m contagious
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