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Joined December 2017
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White people when u say u don’t like Geese
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Well which is it?
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“I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river… the idea of allowing your own chocolatification”
Replying to @sardonic_greek
"eating candy and cookies is inherently nihilistic"
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One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.
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One battle after another makes having a kid look cool. You just get drunk and high all the time
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chopped and cooked and mid and busted, the unc from Ipanema goes walking
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No Country for Chopped Unc
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British Hailey Welch be like Hawk Tuer spit on that ting
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A bald husband does add an air of intrigue to a woman
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nyt recipe comment
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I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier… the last of Barrett’s privateers
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Plumber man is here to fix the grease trap and I said “give it to me straight doc is she ever gonna walk again” and he said I’m working dude
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I love twin peaks but I do experience a special kind of joy whenever a twin peaks fan gets really really mad at the insinuation that riverdale is its spiritual successor. first of all a real twin peaks head would know that that’s 100% true
there is something like twin peaks. really the spiritual successor. many aren’t gonna like what the answer is.
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Gotta be this one
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Ok pack it up nothing that'll be said today will be funnier than this we'll try again tomorrow
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Being strapped face down to a milking table will soon become the new golf course in terms of making business deals
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Thomas Pynchon Fortnite Skin as the first image of him in 60 years
Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ is getting a Fortnite collab.
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Absolutely gorgeous mid-20s summer Friday. I probably have 30 of these left, ever. Im gonna play video games in my apartment
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