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Taking on a challenge, is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.

Joined March 2009
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Tweeps: can you recommend a tool that has the functionality of Cisco's WebEx but works a lot better on all platforms (foremost Linux) ?!
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#PHP2Shell is a big one. Here are my takeaways. 1. These flaws reach back more than a decade. PHP’s maintainers identified one underlying problem in 2024, but its full impact wasn’t clear until AI-assisted research demonstrated its exploitability. What seems impractical to exploit today could easily be exploitable tomorrow as models advance. 2. Much of the web runs on PHP, and a lot of it is on versions that are out of support. Some get a source backport you must build yourself. Some get nothing. Attackers aren't hunting the servers you just patched. They're hunting the ones you forgot you own. There is going to be a very long tail on remediating these vulnerabilities, and we will see many downstream breaches over the coming months. 3. The patching window has completely collapsed. While we’ve exponentially found more vulnerabilities and exponentially created more patches, we’ve hit the sound barrier on operationally rolling them out. Even more concerning is the increase in exploitation occurring before or on the day of disclosure. When a flaw gets exploited, almost 90% of the time it’s hit on or before the day it’s disclosed. As defenders, you need to be looking at your watch, not a calendar! 4. Coordinated disclosure in open source is really hard. It runs on trust, not contracts. There were many people in the loop, and for good reason. Lots of great people doing incredible work. However, I expect leaked disclosures will be the norm, not the exception, as we move forward in the Agent-state era. The @a16z chart below says it all.
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AS A NORWEGIAN I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THAT IF OUR PM SAID BAT SHIT CRAZY SHIT LIKE THIS 24/7 HE WOULD HAVE BEEN REMOVED AND LOCKED UP IN A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL 🤷 AMERICA THIS IS NOT NORMAL🙄
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the vertigo of bliss.....
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The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.
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Do you think your security can keep you in purity?
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Coldplay tickets $1000 Dinner $300 Divorce $1,300,000 Having your face all over the internet cheating on your spouse: priceless
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A metaphor for his entire corrupt presidency.
Here is Trump pocketing a FIFA championship medal (meant for the players) xitter.cf/NotBlackCa_t/status/19…
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As WhatsApp’s introduction of targeted ads goes to show, “if you’re not paying for it, you’re not the customer, you’re the product.”
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I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, purple - at the end of the day there’s only ONE race and that’s the human race. BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
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Sometimes I don't mind at all - sometimes it's head against the wall....
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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind
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theresa retweeted
Trump’s claim of $1.98/gallon gasoline is false; prices are around $3.00-$3.10 in 2025. His frequent lying, with over 30,000 false claims documented, likely stems from narcissistic traits and strategic use of the "illusory truth effect," not necessarily a mental disorder, though some suggest "malignant narcissism." Supporters tolerate lies due to emotional connection, seeing him as anti-establishment. His "blue lies" strengthen group identity, resonating with their experiences, so they prioritize narrative over truth and don’t hold him accountable.
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This! 👇 I want to scream exactly this 👇 as loudly as I can. xitter.cf/tweet4Anna_NAFO/status…
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"Do you even own a black suit?"
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i miss when Max used to run side quests in his rocketship
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BREAKING: Top Tesla investor calls for ‘divisive’ Elon Musk to step down as CEO as stocks keep plunging And so it begins.
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Over the last 30 years, data shows Democrats edge out Republicans on economic growth. Since WWII, GDP growth averaged 4.23% under Dems vs. 2.36% under GOP. Job creation? 1.7% yearly for Dems, 1.0% for Republicans. But recessions—9 of the last 10 started under GOP presidents. Stats don’t lie, but state-level unemployment often leans lower in Republican-led states. Pick your metric.
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So he's lost billions on Tesla, billions on Starlink and yet another SpaceX rocket explodes .... looks like Karma has finally pulled her finger out and set her sights on Musk. May his downfall be savage, merciless and fucking glorious.
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Stephen A Smith was a HOOPER in college. 🔥🔥🔥
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BREAKING - Trump repeats another MASSIVE lie - claiming that US has spent $350 billion on Ukraine and Europe only $100 billion WRONG - here are the real numbers: US - $114 billion Europe - $132 billion
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