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matt murdock

@hellsdumpster

blind lawyer and involuntary dumpster-diver aka daredevil

 hell's kitchen
Joined April 2015
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luscious killer lips at your service xitter.cf/hellsdumpster/status/5…
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being single isn't so bad when you're blind because you can't see the happiness around you anyway
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Want to spend 90 seconds in #Daredevil's head? Put on your headphones and turn the volume up. amp.twimg.com/v/b7a6793f-6b3…
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did you write that frank xitter.cf/confess_marvel/status/…
nsfw marvel confess (@confess_marvel) profile picturensfw marvel confess@confess_marvel28 Mar 2016
I WANT MATT MURDOCK TO FUCK ME IN THE CONFESSIONAL
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when people tell me to smile for a picture
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calling elektra 'nachos' is one of the mistakes you definitely shouldn't make, trust me on this
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the struggle when you just went to bed and you notice that you're hungry
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matte murdock
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i should try telling frank that xitter.cf/shield_psychs/status/7…
P.S.Y.C.H. (@SHIELD_psychs) profile pictureP.S.Y.C.H.@SHIELD_psychs19 Mar 2016
Behavior reenforcement comes in two ways: rewards stimulate, punishment discourages. Use it smartly.
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catholic in the streets, devil in the sheets.
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i've started watching (listening to) making a murderer. i call it 'preparation for new cases'.
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once me and scott summers traded shades and i can only say that that was a wild night
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if there's a french mob coming to the city i'm quitting
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there's always that awkward moment when i walk in one line with foggy and karen and we go around a corner and then they have to wait for me
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//oh btw i'll start posting daredevil s2 related content (spoilers) in a week
damn, frank, back at it again with the white vans!
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Matt M.@BlxndDevil17 Mar 2016
//I'm imagining Matt and Matt introducing theirselves then freaking out bc they can't see they're the same person.
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sometimes even i forget i'm blind
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[text to @betteravocado: *sends his location via his phone, a few block away from his apartment*]
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new years resolution: stop throwing things to matt in public so he has to let it hit him when im mad
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sometimes i like to put on my shades and start making laser sworn noises, pretending to be cyclops
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