@hellotorisari

Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Currently Bitter

 Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2018
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A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead.
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I’m in my era of trusting the universe but also checking my bank account every 45 minutes.
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I think y'all should normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.
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samchon@damien_leviOct 18
meal prepping by buying two full Chinese meals for Sunday dinner that I’ll continue to eat for two days
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erika@yeeeerika22h
autumn crisp grapes awaken something ancient in me
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@providentialyOct 18
Behind every strong person is a story that gave them no choice.
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Some people chase success. I chase the feeling of having absolutely nothing to do tomorrow.
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@neu_rot_icOct 18
8pm on a sunday isn't real it cant hurt you
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@preposterousbbgOct 18
my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.
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Sue♡@bookslattesOct 18
The only love triangle I’m interested in is Me, my book and my cozy blanket.
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Em👻@WhatEmsReadingXOct 18
the worst part of being a reader is when you finish a book and then have to pick another one I HAVE TOO MANY OPTIONS THE STRESS OH MY GOD
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I’ve stopped asking why things happen to me and started asking whether the story will be funny later. The results have been encouraging.
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My favorite kind of luxury is having absolutely nowhere to be, something delicious in the fridge, and no pending text that requires me to pretend to be normal.
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@schiz04renicOct 17
typing a whole ass paragraph, deleting it, and replying “ok” is a different level of self-control
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Please normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_icOct 17
the stars are dead, yet they glitter
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@providentialyOct 17
I'm mostly "peace, love, and light" with a little "go fuck yourself."
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Ari🦋✨
@Ariszn12Oct 17
I’m starting to think the Mayans weren’t predicting the end of the world in 2012. They were just warning us that everything afterward would be incredibly fucking stupid.
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Take care of yourself today. Eat something good. Read. Watch a movie. Text a friend. Listen to music. Spend time with your pet. Hope you have a good one.
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I don’t want to go viral. i want to go to italy and become difficult to reach.
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 17
Getting a dog won't solve all your problems, but getting two might cause just enough chaos to make you forget the problems you had in the first place.
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