@hellotim

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Hearing that Andy Burnham's first big move will be bringing in capital punishment for people who watch short form videos without headphones in public.
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Turns out that even after a deadly global pandemic of an airborne disease that killed over 6.5m, there are still people that think holding their clenched fist three inches from their mouth when they cough is somehow doing something.
Tim Partridge retweeted
Flying Object@objectingfly4 Jan 2022
We snuck in our final launch of 2021 last week and it’s one we were really pleased to be involved in: the winter fundraising campaign for @RESCUEorg 💛
IRC - International Rescue Committee@RESCUEorg27 Dec 2021
What if you had seconds to flee; what would you pack? We can never replace what was left behind, but your support helps create a new beginning. #RefugeesWelcome

What if you had seconds to flee?

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Sick of all these emails suggesting that gifts bought now are "last minute". There are still FOUR WORKING DAYS until Christmas. Anyone who has already started is a coward.
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The bit of the pandemic where we thought washing our hands a lot would keep us safe feels like a beautiful dream
Top tip for anyone just starting out in the world of work: you can answer pretty much any question by saying "it's all about finding the right balance"
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The teams for #TheHundred all look like they're about to sell you a £4 can of Double IPA or 9% Imperial stout.
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I know there’s a lot of bad shit going on in the world, but that doesn’t change how annoying it is to discover you put a tissue through with your laundry.
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Just found my nose hanging out over the top of my mask. I’ve never felt more ashamed.
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Looking forward to retweeting this every two years for the rest of my life.
Tim Partridge@hellotim13 Dec 2019
Oh there it is. That ol' morning-after-an-election feeling. Back again.
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I guess it's better than the blue thumbs up, but somehow this fella still doesn't feel like quite the right way to respond to a grownup adult's bad news, post about their mental health, or lost cat.
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In a massive act of hubris, I've just bought a 2021 calendar.
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Feeling anxious about what BBC Weather thinks is going to happen at 9am tomorrow.
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This is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen.
James Wild MP@jamesowild22 Mar 2021
Today @CommonsPAC scrutinised the BBC on its strategy. As well as asking about licence fee, commercial income, and efficiency, I asked about 🇬🇧 as I cldnt spot any in its 268 page Annual Report - maybe this year’s will
Have finally managed to book a haircut. Wondering if I can achieve the full Ginsberg before then.
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Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and I arrange to meet people in restaurants for whole meals when I have a tiny piece of information to relay to them.
Matt Davidson@followthereader27 Feb 2021
Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and although I only ever hang out with the same three people, when I host a party inexplicably dozens of people show up (I do not talk to them)
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Once this pandemic is over I'm never washing my hands again.
I guess it shows my current lockdown state that when I saw this I thought "ooh, imagine going on a plane!"
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My greatest fear is that i'll be in a video meeting and someone will see their own linkedin profile reflected back to them in my glasses
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