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shyla

@helloshylaa

Don't talk to strangers--you might fall in love.

 Lake Charles
Joined March 2009
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Replying to @DanRather
Smell your dog’s feet. Fritos every time.
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Target just be having shit, and I just be buying it
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The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, November 22, 1918
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FYI: Did you know - between 1981 and 2016, the sharpest decline in abortion rates occurred under Democratic Presidents - not under Republican Presidents. The rates especially dropped under the leadership of President Obama and continued to decline after he left office.
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it’s just me, my thighs, and my thoughts
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I like how our country didn’t want a female president yet we still ended up with a little bitch
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Me going to bed knowing I wasn’t cursed with the cilantro tasting like soap gene
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be a bad bitch but a good person
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Target will tell me when i get there
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Who is he thanking....Obama?
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump6 Jul 2019
Our Country is the envy of the World. Thank you, Mr. President!
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Can everybody just Please look at this cat
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he better be taking his phone in bc I might need a drink or snack after I already said no
Damn Kam (@Kamrieeee) profile pictureDamn Kam@Kamrieeee1 Jul 2019
Ladies 👀😂
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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Not all superheroes wear capes, but this one does. Say hello to Blanket. 14/10 the goodest gay icon #PrideMonthPuppo
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opening this tweet activated my fight or flight response xitter.cf/spreadterror/status/99…
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Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
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If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything Stamps = Lickie Stickie Defibrillators = Hearty Starty Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby Bra =Breastie Nestie Fork= Stabby Grabby Socks = Feetie Heatie Hippo = Floatie Bloatie Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy – at Greenwich, London
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One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”
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If you call this a fopoon please stay far away from me xitter.cf/badgaizak/status/97263… – at Thomson, GA
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We stand upon the shoulders of giants. #InternationalWomensDay
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