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It’s time for the reminder
Dogs don’t give a damn about a daylight savings time. Getcho ass up.
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Lana Del Rey treats the rural south the way white guys treat the Philippines
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a triumph of the human spirit
"haha, loser! I bet you'll never make a Smash Ultimate space animal sorting algorithm in Stage Builder" me:
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Armand Hammer on that new song like
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Remember, kids, Biden is powerless to forgive student loan debt without Congressional approval.
BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Biden signs executive order, bypassing Congress, to immediately send extra ammunition to Israel
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his vest now he takes off her dress now let it snoooow
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Yay time to post a link that gets suppressed by every social media because it's an outside link but hey PRE-SAVES FOR BENSFW ARE NOW LIVE GO GO GO distrokid.com/hyperfollow/be…
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she a bad lil bitch she a rebel
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girl dinner
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Do you guys ever think about the fact that the Pentagon spends over $2,000,000,000 a day on weapons and war but the minimum wage has been $7.25 for 14 years?
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I’ve been working on tea frog 2.0 for a while and she is here and perfect!!! I’m hoping to open preorders soon once i finish sending rose frogs out :D
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Electricians cut off Macron's power. This is how it's done.
BREAKING: France, electricians and gas workers sing "Emmanuel Macron, if you continue, there will be complete darkness at your place!" Moments later: The ''Fort de Brégançon'', Emmanuel Macron's official residence, was deprived of electricity by striking electricians xitter.cf/hugh_mankind/sta…
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Need help? Should've thought of that before you decided to be born poor.
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government bailouts for venture capitalists while the same government cuts food stamps, does the largest disenrollment from medicaid ever, and sits on its hands during a national housing crisis
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BAWLING
This is genuinely, extraordinarily beautiful. 🥹 #Oscars
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