Mvskoke Nation
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I like my mac 'n cheese the way I like my coffee: The whole pot to myself even though the suggested serving size is 1/3 of the pot.
Idk what I have done to bring all the bearded long haired artistic men to the yard but PRAISE THE LAWD
After some reciprocal flirting, a man offered to be my henchman. This is the kind of devotion I’m lookin’ for.
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For those who don't know, Wildwood is the first in a series of children's books by Colin Meloy, lead singer of the Decemberists. It's a delightfully Narnia-esque tale about a Portland girl whose baby brother is carried away by birds. Read it, and then go see this movie.
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ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance
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I don't know how someone could cut something like this down and still sleep at night.
It's like killing a god.
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The best description I’ve ever gotten over the phone at work was when I asked which paw a dog was having issues with and this guy said “passenger side, front paw”.
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parenting taught me just how many people are losing their minds because they’re touch starved and need to eat
Yesterday while driving away, my partner shouted to me and the group we had been chatting with, “Cosmically - I love you all cosmically… and one of you biblically.” Then sped off.
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The whole purpose of this account isn’t that there’s beauty in England, it’s that everyone lives near natural beauty and it’s up to you to go explore and take joy in it
I now see my Open G center as a fun thing. When I’m getting dressed I get to truly ask, “okay, who am I gonna be today?”
