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God was really like “let’s make her SO clumsy….OH AND THEN LET’S MAKE IT TRIGGER HER ANXIETY HAHA” 🫠
Just know that I am cursing you out in my head followed by sending you unconditional love bc I’m tryna be better but also know I ain’t happy about it 🙄
You know I’m really not doing well when someone compliments my nails and I say “thank you” instead of going into a 10 minute rant about how I did them myself and how proud I am of them and everyone should do their nails at home
Spilt my entire iced coffee on my lap/laptop/couch within the first 5 min of my zoom psych eval and I handled it like a champ I hope she puts it in my notes
Dropped my very first trailer from my production company The Abbey Stories today 🥹🥂🍿🎥 #femalefilmmaker instagram.com/p/C7SEgtcP0Uf/…
Person to my left in Zumba wore way too much perfume, person to my right had way too much BO, person in front needed to wash their 🐱, person in the middle was justttt right (me - I’m perfect).
