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Stuck In The Badlands
Joined June 2012
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I love you to the moon & back!!! 🥺🩵 @halsey
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mom please don't make me go to the mormon kid's house again, their sexually frustrated parents keep making me play oreo hot sauce roulette
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hello @DairyQueen I am in your drive through and just saw a giant stick-insect unfold itself from behind a telephone pole and pluck the driver from the car in front of me. I have to be at work in five minutes and no one has come out to move his car. thank you and god bless.
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Estou FARTA do “não façam ferias, não vão a concertos, não comprem iPhones, não jantem fora”. Mas que merda de vida é que vocês querem ter? 9 to 5 sem descanso ou pequenos prazeres para poder ter o direito a ter onde viver? É isto uma vida? Trabalhar para dormir?
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
I wasn’t supposed to work this late…..BUT I was able to finish one of my college papers during the evening…look at me go
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Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.
